CapCon 80: Seventh Heaven

[cooleddie74]

Exposure to Earth's sunlight was dangerous for a Vulcan.

Also...do not get them wet with Terran water. Or feed them any human food after midnight.

 

[boco]

Archer(thinking): Never ever bring a vulcan to a klingon strip club again

T'pol:I think bringing Mr. Mayweather on the away mission with the condition of him not saying a word was a bad idea. I believe he needs badly to ask the permission the go to the toilet

 

[cooleddie74]

ARCHER: Okay. Backup plan.

You distract Travis...I'll sneak out the back and start the shuttlepod. Then you find a way to slip out the back door and meet me there.

 

[cooleddie74]

T'POL: You wanted me, Captain?

ARCHER: "Wanted" is a strong word...especially after that last time you turned down my rather eloquent drunken advances...but, yeah.

I do need you to do something on the bridge. Listen up.

 

[Unimatrix Zero]

Delenne; "I know how you feel, T'Pol. These human males are so arrogant and hirsute - and the smell...."

 

[cooleddie74]

T'POL: "Curious.

This must be a deleted scene. I do not remember it from the original airing of this episode."

 

[Mistral]

Archer: "No, I won't be coming to the Bridge today. I'm just not feeling it-so please stop asking!"

 

[cooleddie74]

ARCHER:"Wait.

What...

What do you mean...this ISN'T a toilet?!"

 

[Nerys Myk]

T'POL: You won't fool me again, Captain. I happen to know Christmas was last month.

 

[cooleddie74]

T'POL: "I asked, Captain.

They do not accept bar tabs."

ARCHER: "Screw it. I'm not made of money. Get Travis so we can get the hell outta here.

We'll find someplace ELSE to get wasted."

 

[Defcon]

"Valentine? I'm not sure if Mr. Berman really knows the meaning of that word."

 

[cooleddie74]

T'POL: "Curious.

My will to continue living seems to have left me."

 

[boco]

Archer(Naughty):"T'Pol, sit on my lap, and we'll see what comes up."

T'Pol:"I would assume like most humans, what "comes up" would be very lacking."

 

[boco]

ARcher: Sorry, I don't have the report for The Vulcan Council, my dog ate it...

 

[cooleddie74]

ARCHER: (whines) "But I don't WANNA come to the bridge right now!!! WAAAH!!!"

 

[NathanielM]

ARCHER: (whines when caught jerking off) Can't ya see i am a little busy T'Pol? You could have knocked....

T'Pol <raising eyebrow> Fascinating....

 

[NathanielM]

T'Pol Reads her obscene Video mail in calm icy silence.

 

[cooleddie74]

For T'Pol it was the straw that broke the sehlat's back.

 

[Finn]

Archer: Has Mayweather found out where the Tellarite bartender went?

T'Pol: No. All he said was "Aye, Sir. Full impulse"

 

[cooleddie74]

T'POL: "Mr. Mayweather is clearly intoxicated. He has been staring off into thin air for the past five minutes."

ARCHER: "Sounds like good stuff. Order us a double!"