Psychic Nikki peeks into 2012

[cobrien]

Here we go, from christmas to new year, enjoying these last days of 2011, getting ready to welcome 2012 with a good party, and naturally we wonder what will the next year bring us?
Wonder no more! Psychic Nikki is here, the amazing woman who has the bravery to predict the ridiculous and the painfully obvious will answer your doubts!

http://psychicnikki.com/predictions.html

So what do we have this time?

Earthquake in Mexico City destroying most of the city.

Well, it looks like we got earthquakes like this one, lots, lots of earthquakes...

Giant prehistoric Sea Monsters under the sea.

She makes her traditional weird prediction, this time we get cool prehistoric creatures, thank you Nikki!

Space tragedy.

Even better, a "do it yourself" prediction, other boring "psychics" would say that rocket X would blow up at launch on November, but not her, no, she's going to let us guess to make things fun! Bravo!
Rocket crash? Someone reads Hamlet on the ISS? Someone shoots a sci-fi movie inspired by Hamlet? Astronaut finds out that his girlfriend cheated on him? You find out, have fun doing it!



And now for one of her specialties, the prediction of the obvious!

Cyber hackers disrupting computers worldwide.

Animals and birds, wild and domestic, will attack people leading up to the end of 2012.

"Will hackers keep breaking into computers and angry animals biting people like they do now?" you ask. I have no idea, ask her, what am I, a psychic?

More worldwide protests.

All those protests worldwide over the economy, Syria, etc, etc? They won't magically disappear in a puff of smoke, rest assured.

Thousands of dead fish and ocean species will wash up on the beaches around the world.

Is she saying that, normally, the count of dead fish around the world over an entire year doesn't make it to 4 digits? Like the other guy used to say, fascinating...

And last but not least, the death and wealth list, nice and wide to garantee that at least someone gets caugth. And with Fidel Castro in it as always, yes she predicted his death for the first time back in 2003 but this time is the charm she promises.
Unless he makes it away again, it's starting to look like he's staying alive just to annoy her.

Sylvester Stallone, Arnold Swarzenhagger, Annette Funicello, Penny Marshall, Hillary Clinton, Doris Day, Dario Franchaetti, Clint Eastwood, Willie Nelson, Paul Tracey, Brittany Spears, Latoya Jackson, John Walsh, Steven Harper, Burt Reynolds, David Hasselhoff (The Hoff), Bernard Madoff, Ex-President Mubarak of Egypt, Rupert Murdoch, Mickey Rooney, Phyllis Diller, Carol Channing, Lauren Bacall, Loretta Lynn, Fidel Castro, Hugo Chavez, Billy Graham, Jerry Lewis, Kirk Douglas, Joanne Woodward, Debbie Reynolds, Barak Obama, Zsa Zsa Gabor, Dick Clark, Nelson Mandela, Larry King, Jimmy Carter, Barbara Bush, The Duke of Edinborough, Shirley Temple, Bob Barker, Keith Richards, Barry Manilow, Jackie Stallone, Charles Manson, Nancy Reagan, Ryan Seacrest, Leaders in Syria and Iran, Lindsay Lohan, Charlie Sheen, Bill Clinton, Howie Mandel, Hugh Hefner, Danny Glover, Betty White, Prime Minister of Australia, Woody Allen, Daniel Craig, Michelle Pfeiffer, Sharon Osborne, Michelle Williams, Heidi Montague, Dick Cheney, John Travolta, George Bush Sr., Regis Philbin, Robin Williams, Natalie Portman, George Bush Jr., Taylor Swift, Tony Bennett, David Letterman, Justin Beiber, Ru Paul, Selina Gomez, Tippi Hendren, Melanie Griffith, Mick Jagger, Ed Asner, Sean Coombs (Puff Diddy), Karl Lagerfield, Michael Douglas, Kreskin, Donald Trump, Cloris Leachman, Queen Elizabeth, Chaz Bono, Madonna, Pink, Harry Belafonte, Mary Tyler Moore, Princess Fergie, Shia La Bouef, Alice Cooper, Carol Burnett, Steven Tyler, Mark Anthony, Gordon Lightfoot, Avril Lavigne, Prime Minister of England, Chris Angel (Mindfreak), Ronnie Hawkins, Alex Trebek, Jay Leno, Paul McCartney, Anderson Cooper, Robert Evans, Barbara Streisand, Sir Richard Branson, Prince William, Prince Harry, Nicole Richie, Simon Cowell, David Copperfield, Desi Arnaz Jr., Ralph Lauren, and Ernest Borgnine.

 

[Australis]

Her predictions are more like, "I'll throw a bunch of random crap at the wall, and see what sticks". I might drop back later with some predictions of my own, we'll see who ends up more accurate.

 

[TorontoTrekker]

Steven Harper
Prime Minister of Australia
Prime Minister of England

She knows Steven Harper's name but can't even be bothered to Google the names of the Australian or English Prime Ministers?

Looks like she has something against the British Royal Family, too. The Queen, Prince Phillip and Fergie?

Gordon Lightfoot

Again? (There was a hoax press release about his death earlier this year, much like the recent one involving Jon Bon Jovi. Lightfoot actually called a radio station to tell them he was still alive.)

 

[Balrog]

Animals and birds, wild and domestic, will attack

Angry Birds

 

[Gil T.Azell]

31) A remake of the move Towering Inferno in 3D.

Given Hollywood's lack of imagination lately this is possible

32)A movie star will be killed by a tiger

Hopefully someone really annoying. (Ok not really killed but hurt so they can't annoy us anymore)

Since when are Earthquakes weather phenomena?

 

[Deranged Nasat]

I predict that stuff will happen in 2012. Also things.

 

[eastman23]

Steven Harper
Prime Minister of Australia
Prime Minister of England

She knows Steven Harper's name but can't even be bothered to Google the names of the Australian or English Prime Ministers?

She can't even be bothered to realize that she is predicting that a non-existent person will die in 2012. As far as I know, there is no "Prime Minister of England".

 

[spooky spice]

English Prime Minister

Pretty sure there isn't one. He'd be the British Prime Minister.

/pedantic

 

[think]

I predict in 2012 12-12-12 is on the calendar

 

[Mike Farley]

Also (in America) 2-13-12, a palindrome date.

 

[YellowSubmarine]

Animals and birds, wild and domestic, will attack people leading up to the end of 2012.

Oh my, so Angry Birds will make the Earth spin faster and January 1, 2013 come sooner?

 

[ShamelessMcBundy]

The Queen will be robbed.

Which queen? Does she mean Elton John?

 

[auntiehill]

I predict that stuff will happen in 2012. Also things.

Not just stuff and things, but there will also be (wait for it) EVENTS.

 

[ShamelessMcBundy]

I predict that stuff will happen in 2012. Also things.

Not just stuff and things, but there will also be (wait for it) EVENTS.

http://www.dramabutton.com/ Shit's gettin' real now.

 

[Amaris]

The Queen will be robbed.

Which queen? Does she mean Elton John?

*gasp*

Who would rob Elton John!?

 

[RoJoHen]

I predict that stuff will happen in 2012. Also things.

Not just stuff and things, but there will also be (wait for it) EVENTS.

Prove it.

 

[Colonel Green]

English Prime Minister

Pretty sure there isn't one. He'd be the British Prime Minister.

/pedantic

Sorry, but he is an English Prime Minister. Prime Minister of the United Kingdom of Great Britain and Northern Ireland, but undeniably an English Prime Minister.

 

[MacLeod]

Here we go, from christmas to new year, enjoying these last days of 2011, getting ready to welcome 2012 with a good party, and naturally we wonder what will the next year bring us?
Wonder no more! Psychic Nikki is here, the amazing woman who has the bravery to predict the ridiculous and the painfully obvious will answer your doubts!

http://psychicnikki.com/predictions.html

So what do we have this time?

Earthquake in Mexico City destroying most of the city.

Well, it looks like we got earthquakes like this one, lots, lots of earthquakes...

Giant prehistoric Sea Monsters under the sea.

She makes her traditional weird prediction, this time we get cool prehistoric creatures, thank you Nikki!


Even better, a "do it yourself" prediction, other boring "psychics" would say that rocket X would blow up at launch on November, but not her, no, she's going to let us guess to make things fun! Bravo!
Rocket crash? Someone reads Hamlet on the ISS? Someone shoots a sci-fi movie inspired by Hamlet? Astronaut finds out that his girlfriend cheated on him? You find out, have fun doing it!



And now for one of her specialties, the prediction of the obvious!



"Will hackers keep breaking into computers and angry animals biting people like they do now?" you ask. I have no idea, ask her, what am I, a psychic?


All those protests worldwide over the economy, Syria, etc, etc? They won't magically disappear in a puff of smoke, rest assured.

Thousands of dead fish and ocean species will wash up on the beaches around the world.

Is she saying that, normally, the count of dead fish around the world over an entire year doesn't make it to 4 digits? Like the other guy used to say, fascinating...

And last but not least, the death and wealth list, nice and wide to garantee that at least someone gets caugth. And with Fidel Castro in it as always, yes she predicted his death for the first time back in 2003 but this time is the charm she promises.
Unless he makes it away again, it's starting to look like he's staying alive just to annoy her.

Sylvester Stallone, Arnold Swarzenhagger, Annette Funicello, Penny Marshall, Hillary Clinton, Doris Day, Dario Franchaetti, Clint Eastwood, Willie Nelson, Paul Tracey, Brittany Spears, Latoya Jackson, John Walsh, Steven Harper, Burt Reynolds, David Hasselhoff (The Hoff), Bernard Madoff, Ex-President Mubarak of Egypt, Rupert Murdoch, Mickey Rooney, Phyllis Diller, Carol Channing, Lauren Bacall, Loretta Lynn, Fidel Castro, Hugo Chavez, Billy Graham, Jerry Lewis, Kirk Douglas, Joanne Woodward, Debbie Reynolds, Barak Obama, Zsa Zsa Gabor, Dick Clark, Nelson Mandela, Larry King, Jimmy Carter, Barbara Bush, The Duke of Edinborough, Shirley Temple, Bob Barker, Keith Richards, Barry Manilow, Jackie Stallone, Charles Manson, Nancy Reagan, Ryan Seacrest, Leaders in Syria and Iran, Lindsay Lohan, Charlie Sheen, Bill Clinton, Howie Mandel, Hugh Hefner, Danny Glover, Betty White, Prime Minister of Australia, Woody Allen, Daniel Craig, Michelle Pfeiffer, Sharon Osborne, Michelle Williams, Heidi Montague, Dick Cheney, John Travolta, George Bush Sr., Regis Philbin, Robin Williams, Natalie Portman, George Bush Jr., Taylor Swift, Tony Bennett, David Letterman, Justin Beiber, Ru Paul, Selina Gomez, Tippi Hendren, Melanie Griffith, Mick Jagger, Ed Asner, Sean Coombs (Puff Diddy), Karl Lagerfield, Michael Douglas, Kreskin, Donald Trump, Cloris Leachman, Queen Elizabeth, Chaz Bono, Madonna, Pink, Harry Belafonte, Mary Tyler Moore, Princess Fergie, Shia La Bouef, Alice Cooper, Carol Burnett, Steven Tyler, Mark Anthony, Gordon Lightfoot, Avril Lavigne, Prime Minister of England, Chris Angel (Mindfreak), Ronnie Hawkins, Alex Trebek, Jay Leno, Paul McCartney, Anderson Cooper, Robert Evans, Barbara Streisand, Sir Richard Branson, Prince William, Prince Harry, Nicole Richie, Simon Cowell, David Copperfield, Desi Arnaz Jr., Ralph Lauren, and Ernest Borgnine.

Well for one there is no Prime Minister of England at least not that I am aware of. I know of a British Prime Minister or if you want to get technically Prime Minister of Great Britain and Northern Island. Queen Elizabeth has been dead for over 400 years, there is a Queen Elizabeth II.

 

[Count Zero]

I love the many misspellings on that list.

 

[Mary Ann]

Her Spirit Guides must be dyslexic.