CapCon 79: The Return of the Correct Number Sequence

[Jonas Grumby]

Ben Finney? Eddie Riker? Do I sense a pattern forming here?

Trip: "I dunno, Anton. I understand you love acting, but I think your father's probably right: politics would be a more secure field to go into. Besides, doesn't 'Senator Karidian' or 'Governor Karidian' have a nice ring to it?"

 

[Skywalker]

A pattern, you say?

Trip: "Garth, huh? That's a funny name. You seem like a smart kid. Maybe some day you'll end up in Starfleet, too."

 

[Alrik]

T'Pol: "There can be only one!"

 

[Mistral]

A pattern, you say?

Trip: "Well, Ronnie, being captain of a starship is a big responsibility but you seem like a level-headed kid. I'm sure you'll do fine. Oh, say, while we're talking, could you put in a good word for me with your father, Admiral Tracey?"

 

[Mistral]

"You know, its much easier to just press the panel buttons with your finger."

 

[LeadHead]

A pattern, you say?

I don't know what you're talking about.

Trip: Nah, Matt Decker, you should really stop taking those anti-depressants.

 

[Nerys Myk]

A pattern, you say?

I don't know what you're talking about.

TRIP: Advice? Well, don't be a douche. You don't wanna hear "That Niles Barris, what a douche.".

 

[Jonas Grumby]

Trip: "You know, kid, when it comes to entertainment, you show a real flair for figuring out what people want. You should think about opening up your own amusement business someday. 'Wrigley's Miniature Golf' or something."

 

[Nerys Myk]

TRIP: Gotta tell ya, Tiberius, if you have a kid go with a normal name "George".

 

[Finn]

TRIP: Gotta tell ya, Tiberius, if you have a kid go with a normal name "George".

 

[Jonas Grumby]

Guy: "Would you be offended if I said I was picturing you naked right now?"
T'Pol: "No, that would not be logical. Inducing others to imagine the wearer naked is the principle purpose of this kind of garment, is it not?"

 

[LeadHead]

A pattern, you say?

I don't know what you're talking about.

Trip: Nice to meet you, Jean-Luc Picard. Don't worry, I'm sure those dreams where your hair falls out won't come true.

 

[Jonas Grumby]

Trip: "Of course, in this day and age we're no longer concerned about any old-fashioned notions of 'traditional' gender roles; we're more enlightened than that. It's just that...as my nephew, what you do reflects upon me and what I do reflects upon you. So...if you're going to watch The Powerpuff Girls, do it in your quarters, not in the rec room, okay?"

 

[Smellincoffee]

Tucker: Ain't you a little young to be piloting?
Boy, bewildered: Haven't you heard of me? I single-handedly saved Naboo from conquest by flying a fighter inside a Trade Federation droid control ship!

You haven't fully appreciated the 'suffer the little children' speech until you've heard it by the original Klingon Jesus.

 

[Jonas Grumby]

Trip: "Harry, this needs to stop. It's not nice to keep tricking and cheating your schoolmates out of their lunch money."
Young Harry Mudd: "Well, they keep making fun of my name, so why not?!"

 

[Nerys Myk]

Young Sarek: Where all the human women at?

 

[Jonas Grumby]

^ Oh, dear! Sarek's got that "Round-Ear Fever"!

 

[LeadHead]

Trip: You know, Bobby Wesley, you look like another kid I met named Giotto...

 

[Skywalker]

Irony alert!

Young Sarek: Where all the human women at?

Trip: "What, you got somethin' against datin' women from your own species?"

 

[Jonas Grumby]

Trip: "I dunno, kid, I think you can choose a better role model than that. Remember, Bosley never got to actually get jiggy with any of the Angels."