Star Trek XI Caption Contest #33: Little Red Corvette

Gil T.Azell · Oct 20, 2011

NuKirk: ♫Here he comes,here comes Speed Racer
I'm a demon on wheels, I'm a demon and I'm gonna be chasin' after some chicks♫

Young Kirk: "Ah shit its T.J. Hooker"

Alrik · Oct 21, 2011

Kirk: "When this thing hits 88, he's gonna see some serious shit."

Cop: "Pardon me, citizen, but do you have any Gray Poupon?"

huskers57 · Oct 21, 2011

Alr-EEK said:
Kirk: "When this thing hit 88, he's gonna see some serious shit."

Finn · Oct 22, 2011

As a direct descendant of Radar O'Reilly, Little Jimmy always strived to be more exciting than his Iowa-bound family.

LeadHead · Oct 23, 2011

Robocop: Do you know why I pulled you over?

Jim Carrey: I changed lanes, without signalling, while running a red light and speeding!

cooleddie74 · Oct 26, 2011

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JIMMY: GREAT.

Just two miles from the state line...and I never threw away that joint.

COP: Stop overacting, kid. The last thing we all need is a James T. Kirk who hams it up every chance he gets!

Vassa · Oct 26, 2011

Copter-Cycle Rider: Drive the car off a cliff and dramatically jump out at the last moment, Immediately!!

cooleddie74 · Oct 26, 2011

COP: Say...are those BUGLE HUMANOID jeans you're wearing?

cooleddie74 · Oct 26, 2011

IOWA

Come for the corn. Stay for the ham.

LeadHead · Oct 27, 2011

Young Kirk wanted to get out of Iowa before a candidate tried to get his vote in the caucus.

cooleddie74 · Oct 27, 2011

JIMMY: DAMN!!!

Uncle Frank's gonna kill me when he finds out I have a dead hooker in the trunk...

cooleddie74 · Oct 27, 2011

COP: Hey, kid...keep those hands at 1000 hours and 0200 hours...NOW!!

Broccoli · Oct 28, 2011

Kirk: How typical. The black man trying to keep the white man down.

cooleddie74 · Oct 28, 2011

COP: Is that marijuana, son?

If it is...can I take a few hits off that thing?

Alrik · Nov 3, 2011

From Radio: "Little red corvette.."

Jimmy: "Prince? Really? Lame-o. C'mon Frank, where's that Beasty Boys file?"

cooleddie74 · Nov 3, 2011

Great.

Yet ANOTHER cop I have to flirt with and seduce...just to get out of a damned ticket!!

6079SmithW · Nov 3, 2011

Thanks for the win!

Citizen Kirk, you are driving a stick shift. That is a blatant plot hole! Pull over.

cooleddie74 · Nov 3, 2011

COP: Hey...KID!!!

No overacting on this highway...you got that?!

artboyz · Nov 6, 2011

Dammit! I thought I lost that guy on Endor!

cooleddie74 · Nov 6, 2011

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