CapCon 79: The Return of the Correct Number Sequence

[Nerys Myk]

But first, the WINNERS!

TMI AWARD

Archer: "I keep fit with crunches and water polo. How 'bout you Hoshi?"
Hoshi: "Pilates."
Archer: "T'Pol?"
T'Pol: "Endless hours of hot steamy sex with Commander Tucker."
Archer/Hoshi:

KNIGHTS IN SATAN'S SERVICE AWARD

PHLOX: When they see this they'll have to let me in to the Gene Simmons Fan Club!

I'D LIKE TO THANK THE ACADEMY AWARD

Bakula was going to get that elusive Star Trek Emmy no matter what it took.

LADIES AND GENTLEMEN, MR. VAUGHN ARMSTRONG! AWARD

Admiral Forrest: Jon, what the hell are you doing?

Your prize:

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[Nerys Myk]

And now this month's pics:

 

[Finn]

 

[Jonas Grumby]

Instructor: "Now, grab the pole and pull! As hard as you can!"
Trip (OS): "Combat training?"
Reed (OS): "Nope. Hostess training for Madame T'Lar's House of Pain."

 

[Skywalker]

Klingon: "It's okay. I can't think of anything funny for this episode, either."

 

[Vassa]

I brought those scented oils I told you about.

Klarg would be forever haunted by the smirk on her face as he lost consciousness.

 

[LeadHead]

Thanks for the win!

Klingon: It is so good to see you! We have brought many bat'leths, with which to kill you!

ANNOUNCER: FINISH HIM!

T'Pol: ...And then after 97 slashes, Captain Archer completed carving the turkey. Everyone who watched it had the vegetarian alternative that evening.

Trip: Sorry kid, we don't even let T'Pol drive. Now get out.

 

[Bob Karo]

T'Pol still couldn't bat to save her life. However, the last three men who tried to adjust her stance ended up in sickbay.

 

[Finn]

He didn't realize that female Kazon looks like male Klingons.

 

[Alrik]

Thanks for the Win!

Klingon: "That should do the trick, just pay the receptionist on your way out." *thinking* This chiropractor gig is really starting to pay off.

T'Pol: "Try jumping me for my lunch money again, and I break your knee caps."

Trip: "Joey, do you like movies about Gladiators?"

 

[Jonas Grumby]

Klingon: "Hey, take it easy! I was talking about the 20th century Earth rock band! 'Fanny' doesn't mean the same thing in America or on Qo'noS that it does in England or on Vulcan, you know! Yeesh!"

 

[Nerys Myk]

KLINGON: I knew it was you Fredo.

KLINGON: So you're not Ralph Macchio? Uh, Hillary Swank?

"You look a little tubby" was the last thing he said.

TRIP: Yeah, you're right kid. These should have been our regular uniforms.

 

[Captain Crow]

Klingon: I like you. I'll kill you last.

 

[Unimatrix Zero]

T'Pol was tipped to win the prestigious Starfleet Butt-Whacking Contest.

 

[Ayelbourne]

Guy in the background (tinking): I used to be a swordfighter like her, then I took an arrow in the knee.

 

[LeadHead]

Trip: Nice to meet you, Ben Finney. I'm sure things are gonna go great in your life.

 

[Mr. Laser Beam]

Guy in background (thinking): She may have called me out, but I'd like to get a look at her strike zone.

 

[Mistral]

Klingon: "Of course I'm glad to see you! We haven't eaten all day!"

 

[Skywalker]

Trip: "Wait, you're tellin' me that I blow myself up?"

 

[Finn]

Trip: What's your name, kid?

Kid: Eddie Riker, from Valdez, Alaska.

Trip: Nice to meet ya, Eddie. I'm the first Chief Engineer of the Enterprise. Remember that! You can tell your grandkids about how you met me.

Eddie: If you say so.