Cap Con 88: One Night In Sickbay Makes A Hard Man Humble

[Alrik]

Archer: "I keep fit with crunches and water polo. How 'bout you Hoshi?"
Hoshi: "Pilates."
Archer: "T'Pol?"
T'Pol: "Endless hours of hot steamy sex with Commander Tucker."
Archer/Hoshi:

Archer (running for his life): "Note to self. When making First Contact with Insectoid species, hide the butterfly nets."

 

[Alrik]

Archer: "I luuuuv you *hick* guys thiiiiiiis much. You're *hick* great."
Kreetassan: "I told you the open bar was a bad idea."

 

[Admiral Shran]

Archer: We need some music in here to lighten the atmosphere.

(Archer searches the comm system)

Archer: Ah, here we go.... http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=sETjhH84N9Q&feature=player_detailpage#t=71s

 

[Captain Crow]

Archer: What? Having my dog in here offends you?

Hoshi: No. Wearing a pair of my underwear and the erection does.

 

[boco]

Archer: JEALOUS???

 

[Nerys Myk]

Pack up your decon gel, tongue scrapers, butterfly nets and chainsaws, this one is done. The next contest is here

 

[Gil T.Azell]

Phlox: (thinking) I could have been big in Earth's Porn industry.