Not always.Aren't the lasers supposed to com from the cat's eyes?
Not only have I been within feet of the Queen and the Obama, but I've thrown up with the Blue Hornets and have had my shorts vibrated by the lift off of the shuttle, which I saw last the last of.
I have a beautiful fiancee who loves me and a dog who doesn't shit on the rug.
I'm willfully giving up a steady job at NASA, in this economy, because I have balls and I need a change of pace.
I shook hands with Levar Burton and Seth Green on the same day...minutes before an aforementioned shuttle launch.
I've met Neil Armstrong and Don LaFontaine, God rest his bassy soul.
I'm intelligent, funny, and dare I say...ADORABLE.
Also: Humble
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There are so many ways that I'm awesome:
I beat a brain tumor like a motherfucker.
For me I don't know if it's my humility or my modesty that make me a truly great person.I'm awesome because I'm humble.
There are so many ways that I'm awesome:
I beat a brain tumor like a motherfucker.
Now that, Sir, is REALLY AWESOME!!
Does that make me more awesome because I can cook really, really well without having to use a crock pot?I'm awesome because I can cook really, really well with a crock pot.

Hey, just because you're painting the Sistine Chapel and I'm still stuck using finger paints, that doesn't mean that I'm not really damn good with my finger paints.Does that make me more awesome because I can cook really, really well without having to use a crock pot?I'm awesome because I can cook really, really well with a crock pot.![]()

There are so many ways that I'm awesome:
I beat a brain tumor like a motherfucker.
Now that, Sir, is REALLY AWESOME!!
AMEN!
I'm not
I'm not
I'm awesome because I'm humble.
I'm not

Hey, just because you're painting the Sistine Chapel and I'm still stuck using finger paints, that doesn't mean that I'm not really damn good with my finger paints.Does that make me more awesome because I can cook really, really well without having to use a crock pot?I'm awesome because I can cook really, really well with a crock pot.![]()
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Admittedly this is mostly because I wasn't at the meeting where everyone else came up with their excuses, but hey it counts!We use essential cookies to make this site work, and optional cookies to enhance your experience.