2011 NFL Season - A New Game
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So..... I hear that McNabb is still available.
What if the Bears aren't hungry for dick?
They're probably stuffed from the amount of 2 girls, 1 cupping they inflicted on themselves in that shitfest.
Dear NFL, football fans and enthusiasts,
I'm so sorry -- I truly am sorry. I apologize. That really was inexecusable, there is absolutely no way to sugarcoat it. There is no legitimate reason that should have happened.
Two white safeties should not have been on the field at the same time.
I won't let it happen again.
Oh, and that football game? Fucking Christ.
Bears, just sit Urlacher, Forte, Briggs and Peppers for the rest of the season, lose out and get the best draft pick you can (even though it will be inevitably squandered by Jerry Angelo throwing a dart at his draft board after guzzling a fifth of gin). Cut Hanie, and fire Martz. Out of a cannon. Into the sun. After dismembering him.
I swear, you numbskulls have run out of ways to surprise and disgust me. Lovie and Martz could down an entire handle of bottom-shelf vodka, then get in a car and drive it into an orphanage, after which the car's leaking fuel tank causes the entire orphanage to explode, leaving only remnants of charred stuffed animals, and I'd simply shrug and say, "Bears being the Bears."
You have broken my soul, you donkey punchers.
I'm so sorry -- I truly am sorry. I apologize. That really was inexecusable, there is absolutely no way to sugarcoat it. There is no legitimate reason that should have happened.
Two white safeties should not have been on the field at the same time.
I won't let it happen again.
Oh, and that football game? Fucking Christ.
Bears, just sit Urlacher, Forte, Briggs and Peppers for the rest of the season, lose out and get the best draft pick you can (even though it will be inevitably squandered by Jerry Angelo throwing a dart at his draft board after guzzling a fifth of gin). Cut Hanie, and fire Martz. Out of a cannon. Into the sun. After dismembering him.
I swear, you numbskulls have run out of ways to surprise and disgust me. Lovie and Martz could down an entire handle of bottom-shelf vodka, then get in a car and drive it into an orphanage, after which the car's leaking fuel tank causes the entire orphanage to explode, leaving only remnants of charred stuffed animals, and I'd simply shrug and say, "Bears being the Bears."
You have broken my soul, you donkey punchers.
If the Bears receivers would either catch balls thrown right to them, or make even the slightest effort to go after balls (Bennett, I'm looking in your direction), this could have been a win today.
Last week too, maybe.
Last week too, maybe.
Magically, the Bears still have the 6th seed. Assuming the Saints beat the Lions tonight and the Giants beat the Cowboys tomorrow, even if the Bears lose they'll still be seeded.
Congratulations to your 2011 NFC West Champions: The San Francisco 49ers. 
Way to suck, today, Dallas.
God damn the Packers are good.
Correction: Their offense is good (thanks to Aaron Rodgers being a Football God, throwing to an absolutely world-class corps of receivers -- and I speak as a lifelong Bears fan).
Their second-half defense is beyond atrocious. Watch that two-point conversion near the end of the fourth quarter: Nearly every player blew his assignment.
True. I could have just written Aaron Rodgers. But either way, he made that look way too easy.
Jason Garrett for coach of the year. Icing his own kicker!
He probably feels like Charlie Brown does every time Lucy says she won't pull the ball away. At least that's how I felt.
Did I read that right that Cam Newton caught a touchdown pass yesterday - how did that happen? 
Congratulations to your 2011 NFC West Champions: The San Francisco 49ers.
I'll feel a little more optimistic about the post-season after a decisive win against Pittsburgh, but any win is worth celebrating.
Those passes on that winning drive - that started with 58 secs left! - were just sick. "Pinpoint" accuracy isn't an accurate enough term for them, especially that one on the left sideline!
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