How Did The Enterprise Get Into Space ????

[Kemaiku]

In the deleted scene, Batman and Robyn can be seen climbing the rope ala the 60's series shortly before the 940,000 tonnes of the Enterprise accelerates into them. JJ wasn't comfortable releasing the footage

 

[cooleddie74]

And don't even ask about the deleted scene of the Joker and the plasma conduit.

 

[Kemaiku]

And don't even ask about the deleted scene of the Joker and the plasma conduit.

That Red Shirt will never walk upright again.

 

[cooleddie74]

And don't even ask about the deleted scene of the Joker and the plasma conduit.

That Red Shirt will never walk upright again.

On the bright side, he's still ALIVE.

 

[Kemaiku]

Ah the tragic irony, the one survivor, who'd be better off dead

 

[cooleddie74]

I love how this thread just got derailed by Batman and Star Wars references. Good luck getting back on-topic at this stage.

If we were ever ON-topic to begin with!

 

[Kemaiku]

Well honestly. How did a 23rd century starship get into space? it can travel between solar systems in days at hundreds/thousands of times the speed of light and 96km of lift is a problem?

 

[F. King Daniel]

How did it get into space? It didn't lift up, it fell down through a....

PLOT HOLE!!!

 

[cooleddie74]

I like to conjecture that it was thrown into space by a really, really buff and steroid-crazed East German woman. But hey...that's just how I like to roll.

 

[Kemaiku]

As a massive FU to all the haters, the nuPrise will be undergoing a refit on the ground to make it even less like TOS, and levitated into space by the Unicorn Pony magic.

 

[F. King Daniel]

They filled it with helium, and it floated away.

 

[CorporalCaptain]

As a massive FU to all the haters, the nuPrise will be undergoing a refit on the ground to make it even less like TOS, and levitated into space by the Unicorn Pony magic.

How Will The Enterprise Land ???

 

[Kemaiku]

As a massive FU to all the haters, the nuPrise will be undergoing a refit on the ground to make it even less like TOS, and levitated into space by the Unicorn Pony magic.

How Will The Enterprise Land ???

Pegasi meet it at high altitude and carry it down.

 

[cooleddie74]

As a massive FU to all the haters, the nuPrise will be undergoing a refit on the ground to make it even less like TOS, and levitated into space by the Unicorn Pony magic.

How Will The Enterprise Land ???

Pegasi meet it at high altitude and carry it down.

Sounds like a dream I had once.

Minus the strippers, orange road cones and pudding.

 

[CorporalCaptain]

Yeah, that's beautiful, Chemahkuu.

 

[Kemaiku]

Someone should photoshop that now.

 

[cooleddie74]

If my Photoshopping skills didn't suck harder than a ten-dollar tranny whore I'd gladly oblige. I for one would laugh my ass off at a picture of that.

 

[Kemaiku]

Whats funny about a flock of hundreds of colourful pegasi gently bringing the 1701 down to Earth? thats beauitful man.

 

[cooleddie74]

Whats funny about a flock of hundreds of colourful pegasi gently bringing the 1701 down to Earth? thats beauitful man.

I guess you'd have to have my sense of humor. And...for sanity's sake...be glad you don't.


Besides, if I were doing the Photoshopping I'd be tempted to add Pez dispensers to the warp nacelles and a gigantic sombrero to top the saucer section.

 

[Kemaiku]

Just be glad we (British) didn't build her, she'd be under a huge knitted tea cozy while on the ground.