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Voyager Caption Contest #65: It's in the Journey

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Yeoman Randi

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Greetings fellow Voyagers! Apologies for being a day late, i've been fighting a bugger of a bug. But enough of that. It's time to put down the cough syrup and announce da winnas!

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Is there any wonder why they sent Kes out an airlock?

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[over comspeaker]
Neelix: Kes, I need you to check on the ambassadors, they look like a bowl of porridge, a fruit salad and a flower vase. Can you make sure they're ok?


I just loved that fabulous bedside manner that the Doc had!

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Doctor: And that, Mr. Kim, is how I am going to beat you to death with your own skull if you continue to interupt my golf games.


This one had me with "automatic eye poker-outer"!

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Janeway: "Automatic eye poker-outer. Neelix, what the hell did you buy this for?"

Neelix(OS): "You know how Mr. Paris likes to joke about my cooking?"


No really! Really!!

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Chakotay: "There's no problem here! It's Lindsay Lohan, but she's fine! And she's following the requirements of her probation to the letter! She's just tired!"


And you all thought she was just a cute little kid with bumps on her head, didn't you?

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Flotterian: "We welcome you into the heart of our culture, sweet little girl. Here is the spiritual essence of our people. We are one with the Mother Forest".

Naomi (thinking): Easy access to the Fort Tree south entrance. Compiling report for Lieutenant Torres. That unobtanium will be ours.


Photoshop award, as suggested, is most definitely suitable for framing!!!



Oddly enough we had some pretty awesome tag team entries this time round. Need to celebrate some of them!

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[over comspeaker]
Neelix: Kes, I need you to check on the ambassadors, they look like a bowl of porridge, a fruit salad and a flower vase. Can you make sure they're ok?

Kes (to flower vase): ... you know too much.


....and this one......

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Chakotay finally decided to put to rest the whole JC shipper thing.


....by killing Janeway...


and this one!

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*combadge beeps* Neelix to Kes

Kes: Here

Neelix: I just got back from my away mission with Mr. Vulcan. I got plenty of Leola roots. I bet you are starving for them.

Kes: Suddenly, I know just where I want to put this vase.


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And this week's cawfee spew goes to this entry which made my chicken soup go to places it's never been before:



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Nayomi: "And what do you call this?"

Flotter: "Inappropriate touching."


Thank you to everyone who played and congratulations to da winnas! Laughter is not only good for the soul but apparently also good in fighting a mother of a flu bug. Thank you all. I'd deep kiss everyone of you if you didn't mind the germs.


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And now, without further ado, here are your new photos to play with....


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As always, I'll let this brew for two weeks. So until then, have fun, set a course for home and engage!
 
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EMH: And I think you'll find my Klingon version of "Gone With the Wind" vastly improves on the original.
 
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Doc- using the holodeck had been long a time-honored traditation for Klingons in love....



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Alien: What have you done to Kes?!? Why did you take her away? Where is she??????


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(OS) This is the high guard of the Coacan. We have detected coffee on your ship. Prepared to be boarded for coffee confiscation.
 
Thanks for the co-win! :bolian:

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The Doctor: As you can see, these two Klingons are about to buy a Sports Sedan...

Paris: What?

Torres: It's true. A V-8.

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Janeway frequently shoved aliens into lockers at local high schools.

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Process Server: No, wait. It's not dangerous, it's just a legal document! I have to distribute them!

Tuvok: Excuse me, Mister Paris. The Captain has ordered the Agony Booth for this one.

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McNeil: Jeri, could you move? We were actually trying to get Garrett and Ethan in this shot.

Ryan: Sorry, Shatner said this worked well with Takei.

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Tuvok: It appears that Commander Chakotay wins the betting pool. The Kardashian Marriage only lasted 72 days.

Janeway: Why didn't I bet on that first?
 
Thanks for the win!

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Tuvok: "You seem very tired, Captain."
Janeway: "Yes, I haven't been getting much sleep lately."
Tuvok: "Yes, I've noticed you've been spending a great deal of your off-duty time in the holodeck, running programs of a decidedly adult nature."
Janeway: "You know, Tuvok, it is a wise security officer who knows when to mind his own business."
Tuvok: "Duly noted."
 
Thanks for the Cawfee spew Win Randi! Sorry about the soup. ;)



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Tuvok: "I had no idea Lt. Torres was so flexible."

Janeway: "I know you're keeping Tom under surveillance, but do your really have to have it up on the main view screen? I mean, just ew."
 
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Seven: "Romper, bomper, stomper boo. Tell me, tell me, tell me, do..."

Janeway (os): "CUT! I'm sorry Tom. Your idea to reboot it sounded good in theory, but something about this just isn't working for me."
 
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EMH: "Patience Mr Kim. It is typical in Klingon productions such as this, that the first few minutes is used to develope a thin plot line. From there on out its complete nasty hardcore."
 
Thanks for the wins!



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Lt. Columbo: Somebody get this crazy woman off me! She's not my wife!

Cops (os): Hands of the Detective, lady!
 
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(OS) This is the high guard of the Coacan. We have detected coffee on your ship. Prepared to be boarded for coffee confiscation.
"Would Plan 'Don't You Even Think of Touching the Coffee, Alien Scum!'
be an appropriate course of action at this juncture, Captain?"
"Do it, Mr. Tuvok."



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"We're leaving, Caylem. Now."
"But... Zombie Death-metal Telepaths are about to start playing!
They're the only reason for coming to this dive in the first place!"
 
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TUVOK: Going "Cold Turkey" on the caffeine again, Captain?

JANEWAY: I don't need it to keep awaaaa zzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzz....
 
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Kate Mulgrew: Joel, you haven't changed a bit since 'Remo Williams: The Adventure Begins', have you?

Joel Grey: Kate, get over it, will you? It was just a script...

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Doctor: As you can see, Klingon dentistry leaves much to be desired.
 
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