Getting Cutler was great. Having an offensive line that couldn't block a little league defense is the problem.
2011 NFL Season - A New Game
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You make it sound so easy. 
Sad that a QB gets the blame for a defense that just lays down for the opponents.
There's more than enough blame to go around. Orton is what he is. I don't think Tebow has the tools to be a franchise QB. He's got the heart, but that can only carry a team so far. Tebow's not the answer, and all the fans who think he is are idiots.
I think there will be a spark for 3-4 games, they'll be competitive but still lose, and then the novelty will wear off and they'll continue to lose, putting them in contention for the #1 pick. They'll then draft a QB who will become a franchise QB and lead the Orange Crush back to where they belong.
I think there will be a spark for 3-4 games, they'll be competitive but still lose, and then the novelty will wear off and they'll continue to lose, putting them in contention for the #1 pick. They'll then draft a QB who will become a franchise QB and lead the Orange Crush back to where they belong.
No, Indy's going to draft Andrew Luck. Denver is shit out of....maybe they can get Brandon Weeden for a steal. He's so much better than what they have now.
The Bears are done and the best thing the Bears can do right now is trade Cutler while he is still worth something. Otherwise if in the off season they blow up the team around him you have 4 or 5 years before you can build an offensive line and find a top flight receiver. By that time Cutler has been smeared into the turf another 250 times and is so feable as to be useless. Better to trade him now for some draft pics that will build the O line, move you up in the draft and get a top receiver. Oh wait by that time you have to have rebuilt your entire defense as well. The few pieces you have will be beyond salvage or very old. 4 years from now you will also need a new running back. Looks like a long dark decade for my Chicago Bears.
Big game in Detroit this week and two of the NFL's most surprising teams go head to head. Who would have thought that a week 6 game between the Lions and 49ers would be one of the most juiciest games of the week? I can't wait.
Dear Bears O-line,
Jesus Christ, you guys are awful, and you've actually somehow managed to get worse from last season. Outside of the Giants game last year, that may have been the most inept offensive line play I've ever seen. Eight false starts, however many other penalties, and (on the rare occasions when you weren't getting flagged) Detroit's defense was blowing through untouched on almost every play. That wasn't a tiny hole in a condom letting a trickle through, that was Cutler getting fucked six ways from Sunday. But J'Marcus Webb, I mean, nobody competent would think he was anything but a right tackle. And Lance Louis shouldn't even be on the roster. Eat a dick, you guys. Eat all of the dicks.
Dear Bears receivers,
See the last two sentences of the previous paragraph. You dickheads are really bad, worse than last season. It's incredibly clear how much Cutler was leaning on Olsen and Bennett now that they're both gone. Williams is garbage, and both Hester and Knox are just too unreliable to be the go-to guy. And, of course, the one guy Cutler was starting to trust, Aromashodu, is long since gone. Fuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuck.
Dear Lovie Smith,
I get that the Tampa 2 is not necessarily outdated. But your shitheap of a team has been running it for almost a decade now and teams (particularly in the division) have seen the Bears running it over and over and just know how to play it. You also need a tough front four that can rush the passer incessantly, which you don't have unless you're rushing everyone in the secondary. You've clearly forgotten that the only team that ever won a Super Bowl with the Tampa 2 did so while playing against it. Oh, and by the way, cut Omiyale, you fucking moron. The dude gets benched every fucking game for sucking hot ass.
Dear Jay Cutler,
Man, you almost singlehandedly kept the team in that game, despite having no one to throw to and dealing with a bunch of drunken fools on your offensive line. You had a 99.6 passer rating with no protection and Dane Sanzenbacher as your best receiver. You're a fucking magician. You don't deserve this shit. Fucking Alex Smith doesn't deserve this, and he sucks shit. You own and Chicago doesn't deserve your ownage. Chin up, buddy.
Dear Matt Forte,
I don't care that you're asking for Adrian Peterson money. You've earned it several times over. I'm not sure any team in the league, even the Vikings, needs its running back worse than the Bears need you. Get your money and stay in Chicago forever. Please.
Dear Martz,
Die.
Dear Jerry Angelo,
Do you now realize why Bill Belichick ran Brandon Meriweather the fuck out of town? He sucks, he is fucked and he is fucking this team, just as you continue to do and just as you have over the past decade. Even if we disregard years of shitty drafting, you have to answer for the fact that last year you signed Chester Taylor and Brandon Manumaleuna for about $11 million, guaranteed and combined, and got absolutely nothing out of them, this year or the last. That kind of money could have gone to a proven safety and defensive line help (or a non-Dallas castoff WR, or a non-J'Marcus Webb OT). Or fucking anyone. Your second-round pick this year on the D-line hasn't even dressed this year. Jesus Christ, you cock-gobbler, get fucked and resign today, because you are ruining this team. AND FUCKING PAY FORTE BEFORE YOU LOSE THE BEST RUNNING BACK THIS TEAM HAS SEEN SINCE SWEETNESS.
Dear Lions,
I don't know if Schwartz is a wizard or has cut a deal with Satan himself or whatever, and I don't care. Beat the Packers for the NFC North, run the table in the playoffs and defeat the Bills in the Super Bowl, instigating the Apocalypse. Just beat the fucking Packers. That's all I have left.
Jesus Christ, you guys are awful, and you've actually somehow managed to get worse from last season. Outside of the Giants game last year, that may have been the most inept offensive line play I've ever seen. Eight false starts, however many other penalties, and (on the rare occasions when you weren't getting flagged) Detroit's defense was blowing through untouched on almost every play. That wasn't a tiny hole in a condom letting a trickle through, that was Cutler getting fucked six ways from Sunday. But J'Marcus Webb, I mean, nobody competent would think he was anything but a right tackle. And Lance Louis shouldn't even be on the roster. Eat a dick, you guys. Eat all of the dicks.
Dear Bears receivers,
See the last two sentences of the previous paragraph. You dickheads are really bad, worse than last season. It's incredibly clear how much Cutler was leaning on Olsen and Bennett now that they're both gone. Williams is garbage, and both Hester and Knox are just too unreliable to be the go-to guy. And, of course, the one guy Cutler was starting to trust, Aromashodu, is long since gone. Fuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuck.
Dear Lovie Smith,
I get that the Tampa 2 is not necessarily outdated. But your shitheap of a team has been running it for almost a decade now and teams (particularly in the division) have seen the Bears running it over and over and just know how to play it. You also need a tough front four that can rush the passer incessantly, which you don't have unless you're rushing everyone in the secondary. You've clearly forgotten that the only team that ever won a Super Bowl with the Tampa 2 did so while playing against it. Oh, and by the way, cut Omiyale, you fucking moron. The dude gets benched every fucking game for sucking hot ass.
Dear Jay Cutler,
Man, you almost singlehandedly kept the team in that game, despite having no one to throw to and dealing with a bunch of drunken fools on your offensive line. You had a 99.6 passer rating with no protection and Dane Sanzenbacher as your best receiver. You're a fucking magician. You don't deserve this shit. Fucking Alex Smith doesn't deserve this, and he sucks shit. You own and Chicago doesn't deserve your ownage. Chin up, buddy.
Dear Matt Forte,
I don't care that you're asking for Adrian Peterson money. You've earned it several times over. I'm not sure any team in the league, even the Vikings, needs its running back worse than the Bears need you. Get your money and stay in Chicago forever. Please.
Dear Martz,
Die.
Dear Jerry Angelo,
Do you now realize why Bill Belichick ran Brandon Meriweather the fuck out of town? He sucks, he is fucked and he is fucking this team, just as you continue to do and just as you have over the past decade. Even if we disregard years of shitty drafting, you have to answer for the fact that last year you signed Chester Taylor and Brandon Manumaleuna for about $11 million, guaranteed and combined, and got absolutely nothing out of them, this year or the last. That kind of money could have gone to a proven safety and defensive line help (or a non-Dallas castoff WR, or a non-J'Marcus Webb OT). Or fucking anyone. Your second-round pick this year on the D-line hasn't even dressed this year. Jesus Christ, you cock-gobbler, get fucked and resign today, because you are ruining this team. AND FUCKING PAY FORTE BEFORE YOU LOSE THE BEST RUNNING BACK THIS TEAM HAS SEEN SINCE SWEETNESS.
Dear Lions,
I don't know if Schwartz is a wizard or has cut a deal with Satan himself or whatever, and I don't care. Beat the Packers for the NFC North, run the table in the playoffs and defeat the Bills in the Super Bowl, instigating the Apocalypse. Just beat the fucking Packers. That's all I have left.
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I think the Niners are going to have a tough go of it at Ford Field with Detroit's reinvigorated crowd but I'm looking forward to the game anyway...hoping they show it nationally.
That would be the luckiest and worst for the NFL alignment of stars since the Niners somehow followed Joe Montana with Steve Young
All this nonsense about Cutler being a weak or bad quarterback from around the league? Haha, no.Also, I can attest that Jim Schwartz is, in fact, a wizard. #missing Schwartz in Tennessee (although the defense was doing fine this year until the Steelers game).
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The last thing the Bears need is to swap quarterbacks again.
^ I agree with the sentiment Boneshaker but lets look at reality. More than likely at the very least a new o coordinator next year so thats a new system to learn. Same basic o line so he gets crushed anyway. Take three years to rebuild and the guy is toast and you will get zilch for him. Of course I expect him to start asking far a trade any moment now. He sees the writing on the wall with this team. A downward spiral.
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