How would the rest of the crew have survived a term in the Chute?

[Guy Gardener]

I just watched the Comedy central Roast of Dennis Leary from 10 years ago and he took a 5 minute break from anything relevant to talk about all the continuous and exciting sodomy on Oz. Then there was the new episode of House last week.

Prison life is all about a pecking order.

You're either pecked or a pecker.

Kim is not a pecker.

(That's a first.)

Laurel and Hardy were biting pillows to keep their heads above water, which is hardly what one would expect from some one who was taught to defend the universe by Starfleet Academy.

Super Spaceman Kung Fu.

In the same situation, would the rest of the command staff, as individuals or in humorous and odd pairings, be peckers or pecked?

And of course, "why"?

 

[Sandoval]

I just watched the Comedy central Roast of Dennis Leary from 10 years ago and he took a 5 minute break from anything relevant to talk about all the continuous and exciting sodomy on Oz. Then there was the new episode of House last week.

Prison life is all about a pecking order.

You're either pecked or a pecker.

Kim is not a pecker.

(That's a first.)

Laurel and Hardy were biting pillows to keep their heads above water, which is hardly what one would expect from some one who was taught to defend the universe by Starfleet Academy.

Super Spaceman Kung Fu.

In the same situation, would the rest of the command staff, as individuals or in humorous and odd pairings, be peckers or pecked?

And of course, "why"?

All the boys have peckers, which they use to peck the girls.

 

[Guy Gardener]

Girls can peck.

[thick brogue]"Wrestlng Scottish Highland style! Bare breasted with a nine pound baby under each arm!"[/thick brogue]

Voyager is about a woman on top.

If everyone was knocked back to zero, would Janeway's soul still strive for a position of command and domination over those she knew it best she protect?

(Killing Game, Workforce.)

Is she the captain because she's the best person for the/any/every job or is it because they gave her a promotion and had to stick her somewhere to command whoever staffing whatever, and lets face it, given command of an Intrepid Class Starship and a little over a hundred people is hardly auspicious. Small fish in a small pond. However after Caretaker, surrounded by lowtech barbarians, answerable to no one, Janeway was a small fish in a puddle.

By this reckoning Ransom was half the Captain she was because he had half the crew, and Picard was 10 times the Captain because he had ten times the crew, because Star Fleet Command wouldn't want to underutilize or over utilize there assets that just like Golidilocks every Captain would be given a command that was juuuuuuuust right.

Where was I?

I'm pretty sure Chute was occupied by both sexes, so the only the prisoners that had a taste for sodomy would prevail with that predilection, if you thought I was being mean to the homosexuals, but the real concern of mine s the lanuage, because if you consider words like "unisexual bathroom" or "coeducational dormitories", is it "copenal lodgings" or "unipenal lodgings"?

There could have just as easily been a woman on top in the chute and like a chicken pecking at feed, Kim would have supplicated prostrately even if in every other episode he had little to zero respect or regard for the prime directive which insists that he not disturb alien societies, even if they're just a feudal gaggle of prisoners bitchslapping one another for a greater share of the gruel.