Voyager Caption Contest #62: It's About Time!

[Isis]

Janeway (to self): "Neelix swears by his crockpot meals, but let's see how this one goes over with the crew."

Sorry for the double post. I didn't realize this one went through.

 

[Jonas Grumby]

"There's no point arguing. We both know we simply have to do it...at least once."

"But how can you doubt me? I am wearing the traditional Costume of Integrity, designed to inspire confidence and trust!"

 

[Finn]

Harry: what's a pip doing in this cup? Would anybody notice?

Janeway: *glances across the mess hall*

Tuvok: *nods* Tuvok to security. Send two teams to mess hall...

 

[Jonas Grumby]

Chakotay: "It's an entire village of dead Pakleds! Apparently, some Ferengi sold them a bunch of self-sealing, airtight, plastic 'sleeping bags'!

 

[Gary7]

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Pakled: "We need sleeping bags to make us go..."
Ferengi: "To sleep?"
Pakled: "Yes, make us go to sleep."
Ferengi: "I've got something even better. It'll make you go to heaven!"

 

[The Laughing Vulcan]

High Priest: "Look, no hands!"

Official 1: "Okay, okay. From now on we'll ask if they're necrophiliacs at the job interview."

 

[Gary7]

Priestess: "What do you think, m'lord? The Jem'hadar design is most impressive, yes?"
High Priest: "You stupid fool! I said we need to set a model of worship, not a model warship!"
Priestess: "I am sorry for the miscommunication, m'lord."
High Priest: "Well, you did put some serious detail into it... does it at least have that cool purple-tint lighting?"

 

[Mr. Laser Beam]

Priestess: Sir, this year's Cadbury Creme Egg has arrived.
High Priest: Praise be! We will feast on the chocolaty goodness!

 

[Velocity]

And here is my little car just in time for the Shriner parade.

 

[Smellincoffee]

Klingon Torres; It seems our husband DID find a way to arrange a threesome without cheating.
Human Torres: My gosh! I've never lost a bet before.
Klingon Torres, with a smile: I'd say we've still won it.

Priest: Hakuchi moya...

Beltran: "I see dead people"? Really? This can't be in the script. This is McNeill's handwriting, isn't it?

 

[Herkimer Jitty]

Kim: "Captain! I think I'm dying again!"

Janeway: "Yes, yes. That's very nice, Harry."

Chakotay: "Chakotay to Voyager? Guys? I'm still down here.... on the planet... hello?"

Both: "Hey everybody! Come see how good I look."

High Priest: "And the Lord did grin and the people did feast upon the lambs and sloths and carp and anchovies and orangutans and breakfast cereals, and fruit bats and large chu-"

Priestess: "Skip a bit, Brother."

 

[Ghost_Opera]

What do you mean together?

 

[Asbo Zaprudder]

Harry Kim wasn't sure whether it would be a good career move to tell the captain that Kreplach weren't usually served in Blood Wine.

Beltran: I think I've found out why our audience share has been falling.

 

[Captain Crow]

Kim: I didn't get laid again.

Janeway: Well, what else is new Harry?

[Ending credit music starts playing and eveyone freezes in place]

[Janeway, still frozen in place, pours coffee on the table]

[Set collapses around them as the still stand frozen in place]

High Priest: MEKA LEKA HI MEKA HINEY HO!!!!

 

[Ayelbourne]

Human B'Elanna: "I understand why you got the forehead ridges, but what's the rationale for you having bigger breasts?"

Klingon B'Elanna: Our foreheads aren't the only thing that has ridges.

Beltran's guest role on CSI: Delta Q felt awfully famillar.

 

[Isis]

Chakotay: "On second thought, maybe I shouldn't have canceled my AAA membership."

Residents of the Delta Quadrant came from far and wide to attend the annual giant cockroach festival.

 

[Isis]

B'Elanna had to concede that sometimes she was her own worst enemy.

 

[Isis]

Paris (to self): "I can tell this chick is really into me."

EMH (to self): "I can tell this chick is really into me."

B'Elanna was beside herself with surprise.

 

[The Laughing Vulcan]

Paris (to self): "I can tell this chick is really into me."

EMH (to self): "I can tell this chick is really into me."

Chick (to self): "I wonder if that Seven of Nine chick is single."

 

[Yeoman Randi]

Halt and go no further! This contest is now officially closed. To catch the winnas and the latest contest simply beam to these co-ordinates:

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