cow sperm closes I-65 on-ramp

[RoJoHen]

I sent this link to a bunch of my friends, which ended up turning into a scientific discussion about why my friend thinks semen smells like pancakes.

 

[TorontoTrekker]

The driver can't have semen where he was going.

[School Report Card]

"If Mr.Holdfast spent half as much time honing his wit as he has polishing his shoes, he'd be giving Oscar Wilde a run for his money. Alas, the shoes win out. And once again, abysmal penmanship rears it's ugly head. A career in medicine awaits, if this continues.

C minus. Must do better."

[/School Report Card]

I guess that like the oncoming traffic at the accident, I should have seen that coming.

Or at least heard it breathing hard.

 

[ShamelessMcBundy]

I sent this link to a bunch of my friends, which ended up turning into a scientific discussion about why my friend thinks semen smells like pancakes.

If anything, it smells like linden trees.

 

[Gryffindorian]

I sent this link to a bunch of my friends, which ended up turning into a scientific discussion about why my friend thinks semen smells like pancakes.

That's good to hear. I mean, I don't know of too many guys who are secure enough about their masculinity to talk about semen.

 

[ShamelessMcBundy]

[yt]http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=O4p0uw42cdo[/yt]

See? It smells like linden trees.

 

[Data Holmes]

I find this thread disturbing.

 

[RoJoHen]

I sent this link to a bunch of my friends, which ended up turning into a scientific discussion about why my friend thinks semen smells like pancakes.

That's good to hear. I mean, I don't know of too many guys who are secure enough about their masculinity to talk about semen.

We talk about everything.

 

[Tan Ru]

That clean-up is gonna require A LOT of Kleenex®.

 

[the 4th hanson bro]

Was the bus heard to say, "Honestly, it's never happened to me before. I don't know what happened." ?

 

[Gryffindorian]

I'm going to have to start handing out awards for the best comments.

Shameless, the video is hilarious, esp. Queen Victoria.

 

[Zulu Romeo]

I find this thread disturbing.

I think the Mods should make this a sticky thread.

 

[Trekker4747]

The ironic thing is that the bus just fueled up at the Kum & Go.

 

[RoJoHen]

I have a T-Shirt from a Kum & Go! I bought it as a souvenir during a roadtrip a few years back.

 

[Gryffindorian]

Okay, all you women out there, care to share your feedback?

 

[SVD]

In more serious commentary from a ranch hand, sucks for the Artificial Insemination company that lost $80,000 by trusting Greyhound bus lines to transport 1,400 straws of semen.

Someone needs to check the latch on that cargo hold door.

 

[RJDiogenes]

^^ Doesn't Greyhound have insurance?

I find this thread disturbing.

I think the Mods should make this a sticky thread.

 

[Haggis and tatties]

Ok, i think we are just milking it now.

 

[Locutus of Bored]

I find this thread disturbing.

I think the Mods should make this a sticky thread.

I think it's a little premature.

 

[SVD]

^^ Doesn't Greyhound have insurance?

Probably, come to think of it. Though there is some intrinsic value in the genetic potential of the sperm in those straws.

WOAHKays, Bak ta yer schtikee geox phoxe!

 

[TorontoTrekker]

I find this thread disturbing.

I think the Mods should make this a sticky thread.

I think it's a little premature.

I don't know about that. The sticky feature is for the cream of the crop.