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TNG's most absurd moments

brian577

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What's the most absurd moment you can recall on TNG?
Off the top of my head, the Zalkonians magic suffocating weapon from Transfigurations comes to mind.
 
Picard's consciousness in the ships computer being reintegrated by rematerializing his body from a previous use of the transporter. ...Wha?
 
Spider-Barclay! Spider-Barclay!
Does whatever a spider may!....

....and also, the chick-fight on the jungle-gym (or 'climbing frame' if you are someone banished to Delta Vega) that follows this great line:
"Then you shall have no treaty, no vaccine, and no Lieutenant Yar!"
 
Beverleyyyyy........
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A "fully functional" android............ :rolleyes:

I mean, OMG! WHY?!?!

Because he can. ;)

Soong wanted Data to be a fully functional member of the society he was living in, giving him dreams, giving him emotions, even including the wish to have a family (otherwise he would have never created Laal nor made the experimental relationship with that crewmember whose name currently escapes me).
 
^^^ roundabouts absurd, how Soong made such efforts to make Data fully functional, what with the dreams and emotions and eye blinking and breathing.

Soong can tackle all the obstacles of developing a positronic brain, achieve artificial sentience, everything he can to make Data as human and alive as possible and then (cue absurdity) Soong fails with the contact lens and skin pigment. For what, spite?

Or maybe Data (who can change his appearance) wants to look that way? He wants so very much to be human, but won't allow himself natural human colors? Is that absurd or not really?
 
^^^ roundabouts absurd, how Soong made such efforts to make Data fully functional, what with the dreams and emotions and eye blinking and breathing.

Soong can tackle all the obstacles of developing a positronic brain, achieve artificial sentience, everything he can to make Data as human and alive as possible and then (cue absurdity) Soong fails with the contact lens and skin pigment. For what, spite?

Or maybe Data (who can change his appearance) wants to look that way? He wants so very much to be human, but won't allow himself natural human colors? Is that absurd or not really?

Well, Soong made him that way (probably because he wanted people to know and accept that he was an Android), and Data accepted that. He didn't go Michael Jackson and tried to give himself a skin color he didn't have. BUT when he created Laal, he gave him/her/it the choice of gender, race, skin color and appearance.
 
^^^ roundabouts absurd, how Soong made such efforts to make Data fully functional, what with the dreams and emotions and eye blinking and breathing.

Soong can tackle all the obstacles of developing a positronic brain, achieve artificial sentience, everything he can to make Data as human and alive as possible and then (cue absurdity) Soong fails with the contact lens and skin pigment. For what, spite?

Or maybe Data (who can change his appearance) wants to look that way? He wants so very much to be human, but won't allow himself natural human colors? Is that absurd or not really?

Here and I thought you were going to hit upon the sometimes forgotten inability to pronounce contractions.
 
Well yeah that, too. The contraction absurdity.
Also the vast knowledge of his positronic brain which somehow doesn't contain simple reference works like a thesaurus or a Bartletts.
 
Picard's consciousness in the ships computer being reintegrated by rematerializing his body from a previous use of the transporter. ...Wha?

The buttons on Data's station forming a 'P' was pretty cringeworthy, too.

Why? I don't really get this one...firstly, he was turned into energy as a recognizable pattern but one that wouldn't last long...if the transporter could convert one to other why coudn't it do so back again...and a "P" on Data's console seems like a logical way to get someone's attention on the bridge if you aren't capable of full communication.

RAMA
 
What's the most absurd moment you can recall on TNG?
Off the top of my head, the Zalkonians magic suffocating weapon from Transfigurations comes to mind.


Hmm as opposed to the dozens of other times that's been used in SF....Darth Vader, B5, etc...I'd be more likely to believe a technological weapon could do it than psionic powers.

Well yeah that, too. The contraction absurdity.
Also the vast knowledge of his positronic brain which somehow doesn't contain simple reference works like a thesaurus or a Bartletts.

I think it was made fairly clear over a period of years on the show itself that Soong learned from Lore, and created an android that COULDN'T do everything at the time of creation but tempered it's abilities and ego but having to LEARN as it went along, that may include sneezing, laughing, dreaming, and yes...sex. Perhaps the contraction issue was just a by-product of his reduced programming complexity.

RAMA
 
Spider-Barclay! Spider-Barclay!
Does whatever a spider may!....
I think that was the most absurd moment of all... People devolving into other species. And then... being transformed back! Totally back to normal even, no side effects. :wtf:

I can appreciate dermal regenerators and other devices that will heal, but I find complete DNA transformation to be utterly ridiculous.
 
What's the most absurd moment you can recall on TNG?
Off the top of my head, the Zalkonians magic suffocating weapon from Transfigurations comes to mind.


Hmm as opposed to the dozens of other times that's been used in SF....Darth Vader, B5, etc...I'd be more likely to believe a technological weapon could do it than psionic powers.

Any theories on how? It obviously doesn't effect the oxygen level or John Doe wouldn't be able to heal individuals. And through the shields?
 
The ship changing into an ancient temple, and yet still managing to provide life support and not, y'know, explode from transforming the anti-matter pods into chairs or something.
 
The ship changing into an ancient temple, and yet still managing to provide life support and not, y'know, explode from transforming the anti-matter pods into chairs or something.

This (along with Data developing multiple personalities).

Also, the whole idea of the tactical officer being made to stand. Surely comfort is key to somebody who often has to aim manually and needs to keep steady when the ship is shaking about during an attack (one wrong move could mean lowering the shields).
 
Can I fall back on the oft-complained about counselor not only on the bridge but allowed to wear cleavage-revealing non-uniform clothing while on said bridge during important diplomatic contacts with alien species? :)
 
All the times the SENIOR STAFF beamed into a hostile environment.

And in related news, the US president has been deployed to the front lines...
 
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