Pulaski: "I told you that you're allergic to blueberries, why did you eat the muffins?"
Admiral Ackbar: "They were a trap!"
TNG Caption This #223: Kate Pulaski: A Doctor for One Season
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Pulaski: "I told you that you're allergic to blueberries, why did you eat the muffins?"
Admiral Ackbar: "They were a trap!"
Pulaski: "I told you that you're allergic to blueberries, why did you eat the muffins?"
Admiral Ackbar: "They were a trap!"
Ohhhhhhhhh.
Pulaski: You get to go to the special ward with the fishhead guys and the android.
Pulaski: He's dead, Geordi.
Reminds me of this Youtube re-edit.
Picard: Hey Doc, wanna see my Troi impression? I lean down by my double and put my head next to his.
Troi: Standing right here!
Picard: With my two heads as on display as ever.
Picard: "Dr Pulaski what are you doing with Data?"
Pulaski: "Commander Riker had informed me Data was programmed with multiple techniques and in the interest of medial science I asked Data to describe a few to me!"
Picard: "Oh my god he has been decapitated"
Troi: "Is he dead?"
Pulaski: "We wont be sure until we find the head!"
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Picard: "He's actually more human than you'd think."
Pulaski: "It is? But it's a machine, a copy. There's nothing biological about it at all. It doesn't even have feelings."
Data: "Hey, that's not fair! That does it--I'm putting in a request for Dr. Crusher to come back."
Data: "It appears Worf managed to break into the protected files area. He had been watching Rigelian porn videos for approximately 2.5 days before passing out."
Pulaski: "Klingon physiology is impressively strong, but I don't know how he lasted that long."
Wesley: "Gosh... can I see some?"
Data: "It appears Worf managed to break into the protected files area. He had been watching Rigelian porn videos for approximately 2.5 days before passing out."
Pulaski: "Klingon physiology is impressively strong, but I don't know how he lasted that long."
Wesley: "Gosh... can I see some?"
O'Brien: No lad, you shouldn't see your Mum like that.
Pulaski: "Whelp. That was a nice orgy. Who's up for seconds?"
Data; So organic life has an off switch too, fascinating.
Wesley: "Welp, who's up for the Klingon ritual of putting his hand in some warm water?"
Wesley: "Welp, who's up for the Klingon ritual of putting his hand in some warm water?"
Pulaski: You can't do that. It has a different effect on Klingons. It often causes the Klingon version of Pon Farr that sets them on the nearest adolescent....
Picard: (OS) Make it so!
Pulaski: Do you have anything to say to the listeners at home?
Freddy Fishberg: Hey lady! That's not a medical tool its a sonic screwdriver.
Pulaski: So.
Freddy Fishberg: It's a screwdriver! All it does is screw things, break seals, and pick non-deadlocked locks.
Pulaski: Well they use it as a medical device on "Doctor Who".
Freddy Fishberg: Ugh.
Data: Captain, is this the point I am suppose to perform a "motor boat" on Doctor Pulaski?
O'brien: I get he was knocked out by the gas but, why did he stick his thumbs up his ass?
Pulaski: Fuck if I know.
Data: "Doctor, you have something on your uniform, right there."
Pulaski: "Not falling for it, Data."
Riker: "I'll have to remember that one."
Worf: "I must warn you, relations with a Klingon can be very...intense."
Pulaski: "I'll try and go easy on you."
Alien: "Is that a scanning device?"
Pulaski: "Melted butter dispenser."
Picard: "But will he pull through?"
Pulaski: "Captain, its just a hang nail."
Troi: "The Captain has become a little over protective of the Bridge Crew."
Geordi: "Sorry Doc, these Klingon rituals tend to be a bit of a sausage fest."
Pulaski. "That's just the way I like it."
Data: Doctor, if you're not going to look, can I stop saying "ahhhh"?
Worf: It's red, flaky, and about this big.
Pulaski: How many times have I told you not to wear your sash without a shirt? Go in exam room one and sit down while I get the ointment.
"What are your opinions on the recent financial crisis?"
"Riker, I told you that you're allergic to peanuts!"
Picard: So, they couldn't find his head?
Data was disappointed with the reception of "On Moonlight Bay".
Data: "Excuse me, doctor, but where did you get that uniform jacket? I have been feeling a little plump lately myself, and I think it must be just the piece of apparel to camouflage those extra ten pounds."
Picard: "I hate to be a backseat driver, Doctor, but perhaps your results might have been better if you'd used aseptic technique."
Troi: "Or at least washed your hands."
At the Klingon talent contest, the Enterprise crew killed.
Alien: "I'm a fish, dammit! Hosing me down isn't enough. I need a big friggin' tank to swim in, lady. Hurry!"
Data: "And I'll have a grande latte. Low fat milk, please. I'm watching my weight."
Pulaski: "Very funny. You're a machine Data and you don't drink. You'll get nothing."
Riker: "Captain?"
Picard: "Dr. Pulaski, you're not doing a very good job of making yourself popular around here."
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