I recently watched TNG, start to finish, for the first time, previously only having had a passing familiarity with it. I figured as a scifi fan it was about time I did. While on the whole I don't consider the experience a waste of time, there were a lot of themes and instances that drove my opinion down quite a bit. Like, a lot. Like, I couldn't stop thinking about how strange/dumb/rediculous/outrageous they were, to the point of being upsetting. I was just curious how the "fan base" regarded these things.
* The extremely predictable formula half the episodes follow; 30% science mystery, 70% personal emotional conundrum. Mash the two elements together, messily, with Elmer's glue. Rinse, repeat.
* How Federation technology is the best in the universe and its designers are idiots. What I mean is, any piece of equipment can be "reconfigured" to do anything. And yet these thousands of save-the-day features are never designed to be -standard-.
* The fact that Data's super speed is limited to his fingers. The many occasions where he could have swiftly disarmed bad guys saw him instead standing idly by with his thumb up his rear.
* How Data disobeyed direct orders and risked his friends lives for the sake of the rights of maybe-beginning-to-be-sort-of-sentient helper bots, who he himself compared to robo-bacteria, and yet aparently had no moral objections whatsoever about interfering with the Enterprise when it began to develop an intelligence of its own.
** While we're on the subject, how apparently there is a species who floats around in space and is entirely dependent on replicator-equiped ships just randomly passing by for reproduction. O_o
* How Klingon culture is portrayed so horribly. Everything is a ritual-this and a ceremony-that. No culture refers to themselves in such a way in reality, it just sounds so unnatural and fake. When was the last time you were invited to something like a Ritual of the Human Life Partnership Ceremony? Never, because that sounds rediculous.
* How they can learn to communicate with every space cloud, jellyfish and glowing bacteria they come across in less than a day. I mean, please.
* Tamarian language being entirely metaphore. I realize this is a very specific example but it's the same kind of rediculous think-about-it-for-30-seconds-and-you'll-see-how-impossible-it-is situation that crops up all the time. In order to have stories to draw metaphore from, you need a story. To have a story you need actual language. If you have actual language, why do you have to talk in metaphore? If they can understand English, why can't they talk in it? How can you possibly develop star travel when you have no technobabble words? Etc etc.
* Just becasue your DNA is magically changing... doesn't mean you are going to turn into some other creature in a day. Your bones, for example, are only totally replaced a handful of times in your life in standard maintenence processes. It's a slow thing. If the DNA your body is using as a blueprint for that process is different, you aren't going to take on a different bone structure in a day, ala Spot the Iguana.
* How the Borg were able to swipe a dozen outposts off the face of the world along the Neutral Zone, and then never used that technology again, didn't reapear for quite some time, and after they did were only interested in one target, Earth, which despite their supposedly vast territory, and thus resourses, they never even sent more than one ship at a time to get.
* How the Cardassians are portrayed from the beginning as being a formidable enemy, yet the first time a Cardassian ship has a scuffle with the Enterprise, their shields were barely scratched and no one on the bridge was even concerned. Ooo big scary bad guys alright...
* The Prime Directive. I mean, please. Could allowing a species to go extinct really be worse than the chance that interfering with them will be bad in the long run? Some possible bad moral choices in the future are worse than definite extinction? Yeahhhh....
I realize I got a little ranty there but I really don't mean to be confrontational or start some flame fest. Again, I just was curious how the fan base, as a whole, felt about these aspects of the series I have trouble with. Not looking for an argument, just the pre-established concensus opinions that I'm not aware of.
Also, as I said, I don't consider the watching of the series a waste of time. I enjoyed a good bit of it and had a lot of laughs, despite myslef. "Spot, down. Down Spot. Down. Down. Spot." :P
* The extremely predictable formula half the episodes follow; 30% science mystery, 70% personal emotional conundrum. Mash the two elements together, messily, with Elmer's glue. Rinse, repeat.
* How Federation technology is the best in the universe and its designers are idiots. What I mean is, any piece of equipment can be "reconfigured" to do anything. And yet these thousands of save-the-day features are never designed to be -standard-.
* The fact that Data's super speed is limited to his fingers. The many occasions where he could have swiftly disarmed bad guys saw him instead standing idly by with his thumb up his rear.
* How Data disobeyed direct orders and risked his friends lives for the sake of the rights of maybe-beginning-to-be-sort-of-sentient helper bots, who he himself compared to robo-bacteria, and yet aparently had no moral objections whatsoever about interfering with the Enterprise when it began to develop an intelligence of its own.
** While we're on the subject, how apparently there is a species who floats around in space and is entirely dependent on replicator-equiped ships just randomly passing by for reproduction. O_o
* How Klingon culture is portrayed so horribly. Everything is a ritual-this and a ceremony-that. No culture refers to themselves in such a way in reality, it just sounds so unnatural and fake. When was the last time you were invited to something like a Ritual of the Human Life Partnership Ceremony? Never, because that sounds rediculous.
* How they can learn to communicate with every space cloud, jellyfish and glowing bacteria they come across in less than a day. I mean, please.
* Tamarian language being entirely metaphore. I realize this is a very specific example but it's the same kind of rediculous think-about-it-for-30-seconds-and-you'll-see-how-impossible-it-is situation that crops up all the time. In order to have stories to draw metaphore from, you need a story. To have a story you need actual language. If you have actual language, why do you have to talk in metaphore? If they can understand English, why can't they talk in it? How can you possibly develop star travel when you have no technobabble words? Etc etc.
* Just becasue your DNA is magically changing... doesn't mean you are going to turn into some other creature in a day. Your bones, for example, are only totally replaced a handful of times in your life in standard maintenence processes. It's a slow thing. If the DNA your body is using as a blueprint for that process is different, you aren't going to take on a different bone structure in a day, ala Spot the Iguana.
* How the Borg were able to swipe a dozen outposts off the face of the world along the Neutral Zone, and then never used that technology again, didn't reapear for quite some time, and after they did were only interested in one target, Earth, which despite their supposedly vast territory, and thus resourses, they never even sent more than one ship at a time to get.
* How the Cardassians are portrayed from the beginning as being a formidable enemy, yet the first time a Cardassian ship has a scuffle with the Enterprise, their shields were barely scratched and no one on the bridge was even concerned. Ooo big scary bad guys alright...
* The Prime Directive. I mean, please. Could allowing a species to go extinct really be worse than the chance that interfering with them will be bad in the long run? Some possible bad moral choices in the future are worse than definite extinction? Yeahhhh....
I realize I got a little ranty there but I really don't mean to be confrontational or start some flame fest. Again, I just was curious how the fan base, as a whole, felt about these aspects of the series I have trouble with. Not looking for an argument, just the pre-established concensus opinions that I'm not aware of.

Also, as I said, I don't consider the watching of the series a waste of time. I enjoyed a good bit of it and had a lot of laughs, despite myslef. "Spot, down. Down Spot. Down. Down. Spot." :P