America's Attack on the Lemonade Stand

[Ninjacore]

Hell, the government should just hand them out to prisoners. Because the 2nd Amendment mentions guns.
So...

GUNS FOR EVERYBODY!!!!!!

Not what I said...not at all...

How is it not? You think felons should have guns, prisoners are felons. Let's take your logic train to its conclusion where it derails at Reality Junction.

Whenout of jail, they should be able to buy them like any other citizen...not a gun giveaway with a prison release.

 

[Awesome Possum]

Not what I said...not at all...

How is it not? You think felons should have guns, prisoners are felons. Let's take your logic train to its conclusion where it derails at Reality Junction.

Whenout of jail, they should be able to buy them like any other citizen...not a gun giveaway with a prison release.

Perhaps a federal grant for those who can't afford it then? We can't let hard times stop someone from having a right.

 

[Ninjacore]

How is it not? You think felons should have guns, prisoners are felons. Let's take your logic train to its conclusion where it derails at Reality Junction.

Whenout of jail, they should be able to buy them like any other citizen...not a gun giveaway with a prison release.

Perhaps a federal grant for those who can't afford it then? We can't let hard times stop someone from having a right.

Thats not what I said either...stop adding things to my opinions...

 

[sidious618]

I feel like we should probably be giving little children guns, too.

 

[Amaris]

Whenout of jail, they should be able to buy them like any other citizen...not a gun giveaway with a prison release.

Perhaps a federal grant for those who can't afford it then? We can't let hard times stop someone from having a right.

Thats not what I said either...stop adding things to my opinions...

Why don't black people deserve the same freedoms as everyone else? I mean, you're arguing for your rights, but you're also quick to say that if they would have tolerated slavery another 50 years then slavery would have died. Why can't you wait? What makes you better?

 

[Admiral Buzzkill]

How is it not? You think felons should have guns, prisoners are felons. Let's take your logic train to its conclusion where it derails at Reality Junction.

Whenout of jail, they should be able to buy them like any other citizen...not a gun giveaway with a prison release.

Perhaps a federal grant for those who can't afford it then? We can't let hard times stop someone from having a right.

Unless it's the right not to be a slave. Then we should secede from the Union to keep them in slavery.

Should slaves be allowed to own guns? That's trouble brewing, for sure, but it's guaranteed by the second amendment.

Of course, that's the second amendment to the Constitution of a nation we're seceding from because it's corrupt.

Gee, no wonder Confederate apologists are confused.

 

[Ninjacore]

Perhaps a federal grant for those who can't afford it then? We can't let hard times stop someone from having a right.

Thats not what I said either...stop adding things to my opinions...

Why don't black people deserve the same freedoms as everyone else? I mean, you're arguing for your rights, but you're also quick to say that if they would have tolerated slavery another 50 years then slavery would have died. Why can't you wait? What makes you better?

never said I was special...again speaking for me, I do not like being spoken for.

 

[Admiral Buzzkill]

I feel like we should probably be giving little children guns, too.

There'd be a lot less fucking bullying going on in second grade if Johnny was packing heat.

Also, probably longer recess and none of that "times tables" bullshit.

 

[Awesome Possum]

Perhaps a federal grant for those who can't afford it then? We can't let hard times stop someone from having a right.

Thats not what I said either...stop adding things to my opinions...

Why don't black people deserve the same freedoms as everyone else? I mean, you're arguing for your rights, but you're also quick to say that if they would have tolerated slavery another 50 years then slavery would have died. Why can't you wait? What makes you better?

Maybe slavery wasn't that bad. Seriously, plenty of fresh air, you get to meet people, and your freedoms aren't limited by labor laws.

 

[sidious618]

I feel like we should probably be giving little children guns, too.

There'd be a lot less fucking bullying going on in second grade if Johnny was packing heat.

Also, probably longer recess and none of that "times tables" bullshit.

It's what Jefferson Davis would've wanted, I'm sure.

 

[Awesome Possum]

Thats not what I said either...stop adding things to my opinions...

Why don't black people deserve the same freedoms as everyone else? I mean, you're arguing for your rights, but you're also quick to say that if they would have tolerated slavery another 50 years then slavery would have died. Why can't you wait? What makes you better?

never said I was special...again speaking for me, I do not like being spoken for.

But you have no problems speaking for the dead.

 

[Admiral Buzzkill]

I feel like we should probably be giving little children guns, too.

There'd be a lot less fucking bullying going on in second grade if Johnny was packing heat.

Also, probably longer recess and none of that "times tables" bullshit.

It's what Jefferson Davis would've wanted, I'm sure.

He'd have made a good schoolmarm. You know he dressed up in his wife's clothes to try to escape Union officers sent to arrest him?

 

[Amaris]

never said I was special...again speaking for me, I do not like being spoken for.

I'm not speaking for you. I'm noting how you want your rights right now, and you wanted black people to wait 50 years for their freedom. Those were YOUR words. Why are black people less important?

Maybe slavery wasn't that bad. Seriously, plenty of fresh air, you get to meet people, and your freedoms aren't limited by labor laws.

True. Of course, a brutal and savage beating when you talk, raping the children, selling human beings as cattle, I'm sure there are a couple of niggling issues in there.

 

[doubleohfive]

Fuck me, I feel like Larry David at the end of "Opening Night"

 

[sidious618]

He'd have made a good schoolmarm. You know he dressed up in his wife's clothes to try to escape Union officers sent to arrest him?

I had no idea but that's fantastic.

 

[Admiral Buzzkill]

He'd have made a good schoolmarm. You know he dressed up in his wife's clothes to try to escape Union officers sent to arrest him?

I had no idea but that's fantastic.

 

[sidious618]

I love it.

 

[Amaris]

He'd have made a good schoolmarm. You know he dressed up in his wife's clothes to try to escape Union officers sent to arrest him?

I had no idea but that's fantastic.

Oh, that is priceless.

 

[ShamelessMcBundy]

He'd have made a good schoolmarm. You know he dressed up in his wife's clothes to try to escape Union officers sent to arrest him?

I had no idea but that's fantastic.

A fitting ending for the Confederacy.

 

[doubleohfive]

History is the best!