America's Attack on the Lemonade Stand

[Capn Flukie]

I never had a lemonade stand when I was a kid, but I did catch crabs.

 

[sidious618]

Is it just me or does this thread deliver?

 

[Awesome Possum]

I never had a lemonade stand.

I do however consider the Confederates to be a bunch of traitors who started a terrible war and got exactly what they deserved. This is coming form someone who was raised in the south and had so see that moronic flag on every truck and all the flag poles people set up in their yards. Fuck them and fuck anyone who glorifies them.

 

[Pingfah]

I never had a lemonade stand when I was a kid, but I did catch crabs.

I thought I did once too, but it turned out to be badly fitting underwear.

 

[Mr. Laser Beam]

I do however consider the Confederates to be a bunch of traitors who started a terrible war and got exactly what they deserved. This is coming form someone who was raised in the south and had so see that moronic flag on every truck and all the flag poles people set up in their yards. Fuck them and fuck anyone who glorifies them.

Plus, the Braves have that stupid Tomahawk Chop...

 

[ITL]

I never operated a lemonade stand, nor did I buy from one. I don't like lemonade anyway.

I did play the Apple // computer game 'Lemonade' quite voraciously though.

I've heard of lemonade. It's a drink, right? Anyway, I am now posting in this thread for some reason.

Ooh, that reminds me. Apples are a fruit. I think I once ate one.

 

[Capn Flukie]

I never had a lemonade stand when I was a kid, but I did catch crabs.

I thought I did once too, but it turned out to be badly fitting underwear.

Ah, the War of Knicker Aggression.

 

[Awesome Possum]

I do however consider the Confederates to be a bunch of traitors who started a terrible war and got exactly what they deserved. This is coming form someone who was raised in the south and had so see that moronic flag on every truck and all the flag poles people set up in their yards. Fuck them and fuck anyone who glorifies them.

Plus, the Braves have that stupid Tomahawk Chop...

They are trying to improve themselves. They used to have a guy who was supposed to be a Native American Chief camped out at the field. Now they have a guy with a baseball for a head.

 

[Locutus of Bored]

You know where they really like lemonade stands? The South.

It's all coming together now. This is all just a secret plot to bring down the Union.

No wonder America is attacking the lemonade stand. I reverse my earlier position and support, nay, demand, the unconditional surrender of all rebel lemonade stands immediately!

I do however consider the Confederates to be a bunch of traitors who started a terrible war and got exactly what they deserved. This is coming form someone who was raised in the south and had so see that moronic flag on every truck and all the flag poles people set up in their yards. Fuck them and fuck anyone who glorifies them.

Plus, the Braves have that stupid Tomahawk Chop...

Thank you for finding an even more tenuous connection between subjects than lemonade stands <> The Civil War. We can always count on you.

 

[Lindley]

I'll get the pitchforks, you bring the torches?

 

[Admiral Buzzkill]

I'll get the pitchforks, you bring the torches?

I think there are a few left over in the Casey Anthony topic. Also, a good length of unused rope.

 

[Robert Maxwell]

Is it just me or does this thread deliver?

This thread just delivered me a big, cold pitcher of what the kids tell me is fresh lemonade.

I'd like the FDA to confirm that for me, though.

 

[Gepard]

Ooh, that reminds me. Apples are a fruit. I think I once ate one.

And Applejack is a pony. Most of this board is annoyed by them.

 

[Amaris]

Ooh, that reminds me. Apples are a fruit. I think I once ate one.

And Applejack is a pony. Most of this board is annoyed by them.

Just as an aside, Applejack doesn't taste like apples.

 

[Gepard]

Rainbow Dash would know, eh?

 

[Amaris]

Rainbow Dash would know, eh?

She certainly would!

 

[Gepard]

At the rate that 'ship has caught on, I'd love it if they canonized it just to fuck with everybody.

 

[Locutus of Bored]

Get that pony shit out of this thread. This is a thread of destiny, and I won't have you ruin it.

 

[Amaris]

At the rate that 'ship has caught on, I'd love it if they canonized it just to fuck with everybody.

It would certainly make me happy.

Get that pony shit out of this thread. This is a thread of destiny, and I won't have you ruin it.

But ponies can be a part of destiny!

 

[RoJoHen]

I just want to make sure the kids are paying income tax on their lemonade profits and that they are contributing their fair share to Social Security. Does the lemonade stand owner provide its employees with W-2s?