Who did you lose your virginity to?

[Deckerd]

She was 31 and I was 17,
I knew nothing about love, she knew everything,
When I saw down beside her on the front porch swing,
And wondered what the coming night would bring.

 

[SPCTRE]

An ungreatful bitch who know lives with someone much older somewhere in England.

[Deanna Troi]

I sense bitterness and repressed anger.

[/Deanna Troi]

Take the conn.

 

[Kemaiku]

Why was Prince allowed to use sojourner's personal sexual experiences for a song?!

That's just wrong!

Because Prince was sourjourner's "personal sexual experience".

[Deanna Troi]

I sense bitterness and repressed anger.

[/Deanna Troi]

No way! Next you'll be telling us those aliens that shot at us are hostile!

We shall name her, Counsellor Obvious.

 

[Shatnertage]

It started quite simply, by exchanging glances, wondering what were the chances we'd be sharing love before the night was through. Something in her eyes was so inviting. Something in her smile was so exciting. Something in my heart told me I must have her. Little did I know that love was just a glance away, a warm embracing dance away.

Ever since that night, we've been together. Lovers at first sight, in love forever. It turned out so right.

 

[Admiral Shran]

I was 18, she was 33.

It was Mitzi Kapture - the actress from the TV show Silk Stalkings.

She wasn't there physically, in fact it was just her picture on the TV screen, but it counts!

 

[Captain Ice]

[Deanna Troi]

I sense bitterness and repressed anger.

[/Deanna Troi]

Take the conn.

I sense an impending insurance claim...

 

[Deckerd]

I'd just like to point out that the thread title should have been "To whom did you lose your virginity?"

[/pedant]

 

[RoJoHen]

I'd just like to point out that the thread title should have been "To whom did you lose your virginity?"

[/pedant]

That's been bothering me the whole time. I just didn't say anything.

 

[Ninjacore]

I'd just like to point out that the thread title should have been "To whom did you lose your virginity?"

[/pedant]

That's been bothering me the whole time. I just didn't say anything.

Silence grammar nazis...

 

[RoJoHen]

I'd just like to point out that the thread title should have been "To whom did you lose your virginity?"

[/pedant]

That's been bothering me the whole time. I just didn't say anything.

Silence grammar nazis...

I think you're missing a comma.

 

[JarodRussell]

[yt]http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=mEZRApOIEXk[/yt]

 

[Shaw]

It was back in 1985, I was 17, she (my first wife) was 27, and the relationship lasted about 13 years.

 

[SPCTRE]

[yt]http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=lgoXUzIwXk0[/yt]

 

[Locutus of Bored]

 

[scotpens]

It was somewhere in a fairy tale. I used to take her home in my car. We learned about love in the back of a Dodge — the lesson hadn't gone too far.

You see, she was gonna be an actress and I was gonna learn to fly. She took off to find the footlights, I took off to find the sky.

It started quite simply, by exchanging glances, wondering what were the chances we'd be sharing love before the night was through. Something in her eyes was so inviting. Something in her smile was so exciting. Something in my heart told me I must have her. Little did I know that love was just a glance away, a warm embracing dance away.

Ever since that night, we've been together. Lovers at first sight, in love forever. It turned out so right.

Thank you for being frank.

 

[RJDiogenes]

That's been bothering me the whole time. I just didn't say anything.

Silence grammar nazis...

I think you're missing a comma.

Unless it was a command.

 

[JarodRussell]

Ha, why didn't I think of it sooner?

Who did you lose your virginity to?

YOUR MOM!

 

[sojourner]

^So, what's pegging like?

 

[Roshi]

^Never tried?

 

[Amaris]

Silence grammar nazis...

I think you're missing a comma.

Unless it was a command.

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