Who did you lose your virginity to?
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^ He gets all the girls. And the guys, for that matter. 
So, did you give them something to talk about? A little mystery to figure out?
... also, funnily enough I'm the son of a preacher man.
So, did you give them something to talk about? A little mystery to figure out?
... also, funnily enough I'm the son of a preacher man.
Yeah, but it seems to me a strange thing... mystifying, that a man like him... would waste his time on women... of my kind.
Touching stories both. Mine was working as a waitress at a cocktail bar, when I met her. I picked her out and shook her up, and (being honest) turned her around, turned her into someone new.
Then she dumped me, yes she dumped me! You know I couldn't believe it when I heard she wouldn't see me.
I thought he meant she did porn.
Touching stories both. Mine was working as a waitress at a cocktail bar, when I met her. I picked her out and shook her up, and (being honest) turned her around, turned her into someone new.
Then she dumped me, yes she dumped me! You know I couldn't believe it when I heard she wouldn't see me.
Aww, that's so sad.
But honestly, when you're feeling down and your resistance is low, light another cigarette and let yourself go. This is your life, Pingfah, don't play hard to get, it's a free world. All you have to do is fall in love and play the game. Everybody play the game of love!
OMG, I love it, Locutus! Years ago, I wrote a romantic little story (just about that length) about Captain Picard and myself. I so wish I hadn't eventually thrown it away.
Was it called "Make It So, a Love Story"?
Touching stories both. Mine was working as a waitress at a cocktail bar, when I met her. I picked her out and shook her up, and (being honest) turned her around, turned her into someone new.
Then she dumped me, yes she dumped me! You know I couldn't believe it when I heard she wouldn't see me.
Didn't... didn't she want you?
Ah, the sweet folly of youth. A bygone era of popped cherries, innocence lost and the occasional light spanking. Did I say spanking? There was no spanking. *cough* Ah, the memories. Memories that light the corners of my mind. Misty, water coloured memories...of the way we were...
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An Appaloosa horse named Daisy. She was little more than a foal, so I felt bad about it, being the older man who swept her up into a life of adulthood. I know that now. Time has a way of... making things right again.
Touching stories both. Mine was working as a waitress at a cocktail bar, when I met her. I picked her out and shook her up, and (being honest) turned her around, turned her into someone new.
Then she dumped me, yes she dumped me! You know I couldn't believe it when I heard she wouldn't see me.
Aww, that's so sad.
But honestly, when you're feeling down and your resistance is low, light another cigarette and let yourself go. This is your life, Pingfah, don't play hard to get, it's a free world. All you have to do is fall in love and play the game. Everybody play the game of love!
I will play the game again one day, but she was on a dragon attack. In the end another one bit the dust, although I need her loving tonight. Guess it's just that crazy little thing called love.
I can't do side two
Touching stories both. Mine was working as a waitress at a cocktail bar, when I met her. I picked her out and shook her up, and (being honest) turned her around, turned her into someone new.
Then she dumped me, yes she dumped me! You know I couldn't believe it when I heard she wouldn't see me.
Didn't... didn't she want you?
Did, did you edit? You better change it back or you will both be sorry.
I will play the game again one day, but she was on a dragon attack. In the end another one bit the dust, although I need her loving tonight. Guess it's just that crazy little thing called love.
I can't do side two
Well, just forget about her. Rock it and enjoy life, don't try suicide! Maybe she's got a sweet sister who's coming soon? And if all else fails you could just save me from J. Allen.
Ohhhh medieval women
(guitar)
medieval woman
(guitar)
Yes I know it's evil woman but I like to pretend that song is about ren-faire chicks.
(guitar)
medieval woman
(guitar)
Yes I know it's evil woman but I like to pretend that song is about ren-faire chicks.
