DS9 Caption Contest #34: Good Times in the Bajoran Sector

[Finn]

Two years later....

*upbeat music*

Quark's Bar

Jake: What kind of bag I should buy for my trip to Risa with Jeannie.

Ezri: Satchel

Jake: Like a purse?

Ezri: No! It can be sexy. I knew a guy....

 

[Nerys Myk]

DAX: This is the last time we fly standby!!!!

 

[Vulpes]

Bashir: Look! There's a spider on the ceiling!
O'Brien: SPIDERS???!!!

O'Brien: You haven't payed your taxes in how long? Oh boy. Get a chair, Quark, we're gonna be here a while.

After getting stuck in the tanning booth, Kira acquired the nickname "Krispy Kira".

"I don't always play chess, but when I do, I prefer 3D."

The crew of DS9 had a very particular way they liked their pizza sliced.

 

[Jonas Grumby]

Jake: "This reminds me of an old James Brown album..."
Ben: "'Take a Look at Those Cakes'?"
Jake: "That's the one!"

 

[Gary7]

With the food replicators off line, it was a long line at the pizza parlor.

Julian: "Ah, finally--just in time. But wait, I didn't want anchovies on it!"

 

[Schistocerca]

Jadzia: "It look as if they are being repelled apart....Oh my God their earings are THE SAME POLARITY!!!"

 

[Mistral]

Thanks For the WIN!

Bashir: "It says, 'For a good time, call Julianna at 1-800-4DSNINE.' We don't have a Julianna on the station!"

 

[Isis]

DS9 crew (to selves, in unison): "Not another aviation and space museum. On planetary visits, why is that always the first thing our hosts think of?"

 

[Isis]

Bashir: "A three-hour tour? What could be the harm in that? Sure--I'll give it a whirl."

 

[Isis]

Quark: "Nog? That little pipsqueak?" <brief pause> "He's right behind me, isn't he?"

Jake: "Knock, knock."

Sisko: "Who's there?"

Jake: "Captain."

Sisko: "Captain who?"

Jake: "Captain Kirk just called and wants his shtick back."

 

[LeadHead]

The jig is up! At least here, a new one is right this way...