I got the living shit beat out of me because of Splinter Cell!!!

[GeneHunt]

When I was in school I got bullied a lot, thankfully I was rarely hit because I was such a fast runner, then splinter cell came along.

I was been chased by some bullies, I ran to a corridor and hid in a shadow while wearing bright illuminous clothing thinking that would hide me from anyones vision because thats how it works in splinter cell.

Boy was I wrong.

 

[Jono]

Don't worry about it. Bullies will leave you alone if you get a hot chick. I suggest playing Leisure Suit Larry so to learn how to pick up women.

 

[USS Triumphant]

Hey, at least you didn't decide to carry around your own cardboard box to hide in, like Solid Snake from Metal Gear. Because I can tell you - that does not work.

 

[Lonemagpie]

Maybe the problem is that Sam Fisher wears dark shadow-coloured clothing, not luminous...

I have to confess to, on one occasion at a point where I'd played through the first three SC games in about a week, I was walking home late at night and seeing a figure approach that I couldn't make out, I actually found myself thinking "shit, I can't remember which control switches to night-vision so I can see who that is!" (cos it's different in each game) before remembering that this was real life and I wasn't wearing night-vision goggles...

 

[Servo]

Maybe the problem is that Sam Fisher wears dark shadow-coloured clothing, not luminous...

That, and the OP had the slight drawback of not actually being Sam Fisher.

I love the Splinter Cell series, and I can't wait for the HD releases next month.

 

[JarodRussell]

I have to confess to, on one occasion at a point where I'd played through the first three SC games in about a week, I was walking home late at night and seeing a figure approach that I couldn't make out, I actually found myself thinking "shit, I can't remember which control switches to night-vision so I can see who that is!" (cos it's different in each game) before remembering that this was real life and I wasn't wearing night-vision goggles...

 

[iguana_tonante]

Shoot them in the face and mock them as they lie dying on the street.

Wait, that was Grand Theft Auto...

 

[JarodRussell]

Shoot them in the face and mock them as they lie dying on the street.

Wait, that was Grand Theft Auto...

http://www.metacafe.com/watch/1081841/dave_chappelle_gta/

 

[Lonemagpie]

I have to confess to, on one occasion at a point where I'd played through the first three SC games in about a week, I was walking home late at night and seeing a figure approach that I couldn't make out, I actually found myself thinking "shit, I can't remember which control switches to night-vision so I can see who that is!" (cos it's different in each game) before remembering that this was real life and I wasn't wearing night-vision goggles...

Great pic!

But, yeah... actually serious!

 

[Sephiroth]

shoulda played MGS instead, bullies come around, break out the cardboard box

 

[Capt. Vulcan]

As an old school mario bros. player I just jumped on the bullies heads, crushing their spines. In fact I had gotten so good after awhile I began crushing spines for the smallest infractions. The power had corrupted me you see, and it was not too long before I was now the bully. But I never took notice... till one day I was confronted by a kid holding a golden gun. *pap!* "Cue goldeneye death music and blood overlay on screen."

 

[Samurai8472]

You played Splinter Cell, you were in a corridor. You didn't do leg jump between walls?

 

[SPCTRE]

cardboard box

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