Do you have a criminal record?

[Zulu Romeo]

I AM Jack the Ripper. Suck on that coppers!

And I killed Jimmy Hoffa.

And I was the one who cancelled "Star Trek"!

 

[ITL]

I AM Jack the Ripper. Suck on that coppers!

The Spinal Tap connection must make you so proud.

 

[ManOnTheWave]

I AM Jack the Ripper. Suck on that coppers!

And I killed Jimmy Hoffa.

And I was the one who cancelled "Star Trek"!

I did it! I took the Lindbergh baby! I am Josef Mengele!

 

[Robert Maxwell]

I am the notorious hacker Zero Cool.

 

[Pingfah]

I AM Jack the Ripper. Suck on that coppers!

The Spinal Tap connection must make you so proud.

He's a naughty one, Saucy Jack!

 

[Holdfast]

Have you, or have you ever had a criminal record?

The only thing I have to declare are my criminally good looks.

I can't believe I'm the first to use that one; you people are slipping.

(speeding and parking tickets only for me.)

A US immigration guy once asked me if I'd ever been in trouble with the police and wouldn't take 'no' for an answer. Obviously, I look shifty.

Poacher turned gamekeeper.

 

[KJbushway]

Well besides pulling alot of fire alarms when I was really young. The only thing I got introuble with was a fight in school, which occured in eleven grade. The charges went away because I went to mediation with the senior I got into a fight with.

 

[ITL]

There's an old joke:

"Have you got a criminal record?"
"Max Bygraves - Deck Of Cards."

It was cheesy enough when people knew who Max Bygraves was...

I AM Jack the Ripper. Suck on that coppers!

The Spinal Tap connection must make you so proud.

He's a naughty one, Saucy Jack!

 

[Holdfast]

There's an old joke:

"Have you got a criminal record?"
"Max Bygraves - Deck Of Cards."

Two Ronnies sketch, wasn't it? Or was it Morecambe & Wise?

 

[ITL]

Something like that. If it was M&W they may have used Des O'Conner...

 

[Holdfast]

Something like that. If it was M&W they may have used Des O'Conner...

"Dick a Dum-Dum"

(Not just a criminal record, but also sounds like a confession.)

 

[ITL]

Something like that. If it was M&W they may have used Des O'Conner...

"Dick a Dum-Dum"

(Not just a criminal record, but also sounds like a confession.)

 

[Thestral]

Just vehicular stuff for me, a couple speeding tickets and I rear-ended somebody once.

 

[Goliath]

I got arrested once, but I was never charged with anything.

So I think the answer is "no."

I even have a completely clean driving record. Mostly because I don't drive.

 

[Timby]

Worst I ever got was a speeding ticket. No actual crimes to speak of.

Yeah, yeah, I know, it's not at all exciting. Big deal. I'd much rather be boring and free, than be some badass rebel and in jail or dead.

Wow, you care so much about what other people think about you, you even get defensive when you admit you don't have a criminal record.

Well, you see, much like either you're sleeping with a different woman every weekend or else you're a painfully uncool virgin, either you lead a life of brazen crime or you're a painfully uncool non-offender.

 

[SG-17]

None, but I almost got caught smoking pot while carrying nearly half a kilo. Luckily the cops that found me were of the donut eating variety and couldn't climb fences.

 

[Locutus of Bored]

Worst I ever got was a speeding ticket. No actual crimes to speak of.

Yeah, yeah, I know, it's not at all exciting. Big deal. I'd much rather be boring and free, than be some badass rebel and in jail or dead.

It's shameful that our "justice" system allows a stone cold killer like yourself to wander free; unconvicted.

Did you actually anticipate being criticized for not having a criminal record? It's kind of sad how some people are here for years yet have no read on the board populace at all.

In answer to the OP, no criminal record for me. I've never even had a traffic violation.

However there is a guy who lives in the same city as me and has the same first, middle, and last name who committed manslaughter that I was frequently confused with by the local press while his two trials (the first ended in mistrial) were going on.

 

[ShamelessMcBundy]

Launching without clearance

There are pills for that sort of thing ...

 

[ares93]

Launching without clearance

There are pills for that sort of thing ...

My god, mate. Kick it back a few notches, will you?

 

[ShamelessMcBundy]

Is this your first day reading my posts?