The John Titor official apology thread

[Roland Deschain]

Ok, I can't send any messages so I'll do it here, T'bonz and Spiff, I plead for clemency. I have evolved beyond my trolling ways. My trolling in the past was to highlight the narrowmindedness and closet homosexuality of American bigots. I was also bored. But I am really from the future. I apologize if there was any confusion.

 

[Admiral Buzzkill]

I'm looking for Sarah Connor.

 

[Gepard]

I have evolved beyond my trolling ways.

Post proof or retract.

("Post proof or retract" © 2009, Dennis Bailey. Used without permission. All rights reserved)

But I am really from the future.

You write for io9?

 

[T'Baio]

It's been awhile since we've had entertainment like this.

 

[Admiral Buzzkill]

Two, three days at least.

 

[Gepard]

It's been awhile since we've had entertainment like this.

Let's not buy, bully, reason or negotiate with him. Let's just watch him burn.

Two, three days at least.

It doesn't usually happen in Misc, though, does it?

 

[ITL]

Ok, I can't send any messages so I'll do it here, T'bonz and Spiff, I plead for clemency. I have evolved beyond my trolling ways. My trolling in the past was to highlight the narrowmindedness and closet homosexuality of American bigots. I was also bored. But I am really from the future. I apologize if there was any confusion.

Cut to the chase and tell us how this plays out over the next day or two, Future Boy! And don't give us any crap about polluting the timeline, either.

 

[Squiggy]

So...your defense is blaming the gays for being bigots?

 

[Holdfast]

I know you're a time-traveller, but still, aren't your 15 minutes of fame up by now?

 

[Robert Maxwell]

Whatever happened to that new Civil War we were promised?

 

[ManOnTheWave]

I was also bored.

Perhaps the greatest and most powerful motive of all.

 

[Mr Silver]

Did you ever find out if Lore was gay?

 

[ShamelessMcBundy]

So...your defense is blaming the gays for being bigots?

We hate straight men.

 

[CaptainWacky]

I don't know what this is about, but I think I approve.