TV taught me everything I need to know

[Holdfast]

Things you learned, or first tried, because they were featured on TV.

I'll start:

Vodka Stingers - fucking awesome drink, especially for a summer evening. Only started drinking them 'cos I heard it on Family Guy and the googled recipe sounded nice.

Your turn!

 

[Jadzia]

I thought this was going to be about Yes Minister I shall have to think of a different answer now.

 

[Yeoman Randi]

Never take a 3 hour boat tour.

 

[Holdfast]

I thought this was going to be about Yes Minister I shall have to think of a different answer now.

[yt]http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=DGscoaUWW2M[/yt][yt]http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=pIXH3-A8zMI[/yt]
[yt]http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=wltv12Hx9Bo[/yt][yt]http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Dv7d9oeoz7A[/yt]​

 

[Jadzia]

awesome

Why don't we make programmes like this anymore? ... I think we need Sir Humphrey to tell us.

 

[Mr. Laser Beam]

Never take a 3 hour boat tour.

I like the one that goes all around Manhattan. I take it every time I vacation in NYC.

Is this the one you meant? What didn't you like about it?

 

[Amaris]

I've got this one.

Never take a 3 hour boat tour.

I like the one that goes all around Manhattan. I take it every time I vacation in NYC.

Is this the one you meant? What didn't you like about it?

 

[think]

lets see what have I done thru watching the tube?

more don't do's than do's

to reiterate
Don't take the three hour boat tour

Don't buy the video professors how to use a computer and such, one just needs to use his example in holding the CD as the wrong way to hold a CD.

Don't believe the propaganda on tv news unless you have no other choice because there is a gun next to your head.

Don't believe Billy Mays is still getting kickbacks from those infomercials LOL no matter what he says.

Don't believe csi is real or any of the csi's or crime lab goofballs are true ,, they ,, are not.. sorry.

Don't think smack down is a viable alternative to syfy Friday or that either syfy Friday or smack down is real.

Things like going into the tv-zone and blanking out everything but tv is a problem I have and it needs to stop. (before someone gets hurt) LOL

 

[Mr. Laser Beam]

Oopsie.

 

[iBender]

Same, I just wish I wasn't an air headed retard.

 

[Mr. Laser Beam]

What's almost as pathetic, is that I just spent several minutes trying to pick out what team that guy is from just by squinting at the cap.

 

[iBender]

I see a P.

(On that cap).

 

[Mr. Laser Beam]

^ I thought it might have been the SF Giants logo but the color's all wrong. SD Padres, maybe?

 

[iBender]

Hmmm... Could be, the team colors could be a tell-tale give a way, I was thinking perhaps a college baseball team.

 

[M'Sharak]

^ I thought it might have been the SF Giants logo but the color's all wrong. SD Padres, maybe?

I'm pretty sure it's just a magazine ad for Rawlings.

 

[Amaris]

Yeah, it's just an ad for Rawlings. I figured this was the quickest and easiest way to drive home the point.

 

[iBender]

Your Avatar pleases me. ^

 

[ShamelessMcBundy]

The TV raised me, and I turned out TV.

 

[iBender]

The TV raised me, and I turned out TV.

TV.

 

[ManOnTheWave]

Oopsie.

I sincerely thought you were joking.