TNG Caption This #216: Elementary, Dear Data-centric Caption Contest

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  1. Jonas Grumby

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    Re: TNG Caption This #216: Elementary, Dear Data-centric Caption Conte

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    Data: "Well, well, if it isn't 'the Dancing Doctor'!"
    Crusher: "Data! You promised me you wouldn't tell anyone about that!"
    Data: "Oh, it is alright, Doctor. I accidentally let it slip to Commander Riker, but I am sure he has kept it under his hat...just as I am sure Geordi, Miles O'Brien, Jenna D'Sora, Guinan, Ensign Allenby, Captain Picard, Worf, and the night-shift bridge crew have, as well!"
     
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    Deanna: "Wow, Data--it's huge! You sure know how to push my buttons."
     
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    Deanna: "Thanks, Data. Um, where's my spoon?"

    Data: "That's the one stipulation to this treat. No spoon. You may only use your tongue. I hope you don't mind if I watch."
     
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    Data: "I'm lying? Whatever gave you that idea, Dr. Crusher?"
     
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    Beverly: "Data, what happened to you? You've turned blue!"

    Bore: "No no, Doctor. I'm not Data. I'm his Bolian counterpart, Bore."
     
  6. Isis

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    No problem! :)
     
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    Crusher: "The test results just came back. It turns out Wesley isn't Jack's...and he isn't mine either."

    Data: "Mazel tov... <brief pause> ...Don't think of it as 15 years down the drain. You know you really could have done a lot worse."

    Crusher: "How so?"

    Data: "You could have waited another 15 years to have the test done."
     
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    Data: Congratulations, doctor. You have made a fine choice. I am certain Commander Riker will be most adept at satisfying all of your sexual needs.


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    Data: You are not interested in hearing about how fully functional I am yet?

    Here... have another drink.
     
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    Deanna: At least Barclay outdid the android unlike Geordi. Barclay actually got me chocolate ice cream in addition to the syrup....
     
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    Data: "Sorry, Geordi, I guess next time I want to make Spot look like Mr. Bigglesworth, I should find something a bit more durable than your nose hair clipper."
     
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    Data: "I am not sure we should have entered Tasha's quarters without her permission. But I guess what people have been saying is correct--the carpet really does not match the drapes."



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    Data: "The sleepover is canceled? Drat--I was so looking forward to staying up night, telling ghost stories, and figuring out which girls like me."
     
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    "Data": What is the meaning of this?
    Worf: Your ruse is ended, Mr. Spiner. You are under arrest for the abuction and impersonation of Lieutenant Commander Data.
    Spiner: Bah! How'd you cop me?
    Geordi: My VISOR saw right through your facepaint!
    Worf: You were noted employing contractions on several ocassions.
    Troi: Also, you kept thinking about my breasts.

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    Troi: Domo arigato, Mr. Roboto.
    Data: (eye twitch)

    Not until Data threw her into a wall did Troi realize how many times Data had heard that joke while at the Academy.
     
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    DATA: So, come here often?

    TROI (laughing): You really need to stop letting Will modifiy your human interaction subroutines.
     
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    Data: "So it is agreed. One more Marg, and it is you, me, and the good Doctor here in a three way."

    Crusher: "Wait...wha??!!"

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    Deanna: "So Tasha told me you are fully functional."

    Data: "And programmed in multiple technics."

    Deanna: "Too bad she also said you were hung like a pre-schooler."

    Data: "F**king Soong."

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    Geordi: "I swear to god Data, if you don't stop with the Mime In A Box routine, I going to reprogram you.

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    Data: "Commander Riker suggested I turn off my internal chronometer."

    Trio: "True, as long as you weren't late for your shift."

    Data: "I am confused. When did my shift start?"

    Worf. "Yesterday."

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    Data: "For the last time Spot, this is carpet, not kitty litter."
     
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    GEORDI: Heh, finally found the remote.
     
  16. LeadHead

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    New contest ready and waiting! Right this way please...
     
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    Data: Good evening-a Mister-a Riker! Would-a you and your-a lovely companion like a table in-a the
    front or in-a the back, tonight?

    Atavachron