When did you last have sex?
- Thread starter Robert Maxwell
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Fortunately for me, the mrs. was taking my pole seriously yesterday.
Polling the electorate?
Fortunately for me, the mrs. was taking my pole seriously yesterday.
Polling the electorate?
I'm more interested in exit polling.
Because you're intolerant of lowbrow humor? 
Fortunately for me, the mrs. was taking my pole seriously yesterday.
Polling the electorate?
I'm more interested in exit polling.
"Pussies don't like dicks, because pussies get fucked by dicks. But dicks also fuck assholes: assholes that just want to shit on everything. Pussies may think they can deal with assholes their way. But the only thing that can fuck an asshole is a dick, with some balls. The problem with dicks is: they fuck too much or fuck when it isn't appropriate - and it takes a pussy to show them that. But sometimes, pussies can be so full of shit that they become assholes themselves... because pussies are an inch and half away from ass holes. I don't know much about this crazy, crazy world, but I do know this: If you don't let us fuck this asshole, we're going to have our dicks and pussies all covered in shit!"
Polling the electorate?
I'm more interested in exit polling.
"Pussies don't like dicks, because pussies get fucked by dicks. But dicks also fuck assholes: assholes that just want to shit on everything. Pussies may think they can deal with assholes their way. But the only thing that can fuck an asshole is a dick, with some balls. The problem with dicks is: they fuck too much or fuck when it isn't appropriate - and it takes a pussy to show them that. But sometimes, pussies can be so full of shit that they become assholes themselves... because pussies are an inch and half away from ass holes. I don't know much about this crazy, crazy world, but I do know this: If you don't let us fuck this asshole, we're going to have our dicks and pussies all covered in shit!"
You had me at: "Dicks fucking assholes"...!
She's just one of those things, you know what do you call them, oh yeah...GIRLS!
The "having sex right now" and "1 minute ago" votes are either virgins or extremely frustrated.
Or, you know, just not taking the poll seriously.
Impossible!
Last Wednesday.
My husband is in trouble.
My husband is in trouble.
I'm actually surprised that the 'Never' category is as populated as it is.
It's a board full of sci-fi Trekkie dorks, you expected differently?
My last romp was Monday morning before work.
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I hope it does, and soon. You have the right to be happy, and I'm sure you could make someone else very happy if given the opportunity, so good luck! I'd say I'm pulling for ya, but in a sex thread? Not going to happen.
Wait.. ah, dammit.
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