TNG Caption This #215: Riker, William T.

[Gary7]

Barrons: "Riker! Don't go into the light!"
Deanna: "Who's that little old lady?"
Riker: "I've no idea..."

 

[Herkimer Jitty]

Riker: "Occupado."

 

[Cakemixo]

Picard: If I've told you once, I've told you a thousand times not to play with the one way force fields.

Riker's light saber never worked right.

Riker (to Data): Let me get this straight. You do the hokey pokey and you turn yourself around, and that's what it's all about?

Riker: Uh, what hit me?
Data: Counselor Troi, sir, after she found out you were the one sealing her chocolate candy.

 

[Gary7]

Riker: "Sorry, I'm going to be here a little while longer."
Picard: "No doubt, if you're going to try doing that without your pants down."

 

[Nerys Myk]

PICARD: How's the new roommate working out? I like what he's done with the place.

 

[Isis]

Picard: "Will, how dare you try to rent the Enterprise to Sarah Palin for her tour... <brief pause> ...especially since I have it on good authority that the Partridge Family bus is available."

 

[Nerys Myk]

RIKER: And that's the only thing I need is *this*. I don't need this or this. Just this ashtray... And this paddle game. - The ashtray and the paddle game and that's all I need... And this remote control. - The ashtray, the paddle game, and the remote control, and that's all I need... And these matches. - The ashtray, and these matches, and the remote control, and the paddle ball... And this lamp. - The ashtray, this paddle game, and the remote control, and the lamp, and that's all *I* need. And that's *all* I need too. I don't need one other thing, not one... I need this. - The paddle game and the chair, and the remote control, and the matches for sure. Well what are you looking at? What do you think I'm some kind of a jerk or something! - And this. That's all I need.
[walking outside]
RIKER: The ashtray, the remote control, the paddle game, and this magazine, and the chair.
RIKER: [outside now] And I don't need one other thing, except my dog.
[dog growls at him]
RIKER: I don't need my dog.

 

[Alrik]

Riker: "I said I was sorry for asking you to pick me up a Horga'hn and you've made your point. Can I go now?"

 

[Jonas Grumby]

Riker: "Alright, I think I've learned my lesson, Captain. Can I get out now?"
Picard: "Oh, we're just getting started, Number One! Your drill thrall, Tamoon, should be here shortly!"

 

[Finn]

Riker: How long now?
Picard: Something came up. Counselor Troi just informed me you forgot your anniversary.

 

[LeadHead]

All done here Ladies and Gents. New Contest over here!

 

[Lanny77]

Riker:I know I've been with many woman in my life, but none I have loved more then you. Come, let us spoon

 

[Kirby]

RIKER: And that's the only thing I need is *this*. I don't need this or this. Just this ashtray... And this paddle game. - The ashtray and the paddle game and that's all I need... And this remote control. - The ashtray, the paddle game, and the remote control, and that's all I need... And these matches. - The ashtray, and these matches, and the remote control, and the paddle ball... And this lamp. - The ashtray, this paddle game, and the remote control, and the lamp, and that's all *I* need. And that's *all* I need too. I don't need one other thing, not one... I need this. - The paddle game and the chair, and the remote control, and the matches for sure. Well what are you looking at? What do you think I'm some kind of a jerk or something! - And this. That's all I need.
[walking outside]
RIKER: The ashtray, the remote control, the paddle game, and this magazine, and the chair.
RIKER: [outside now] And I don't need one other thing, except my dog.
[dog growls at him]
RIKER: I don't need my dog.

LMAO!

That Riker, what a Jerk