Lawyer jokes

[Admiral2]

What do you call 50 lawyers buried up to their necks in sand?

Answer 1: A good start.

Also the answer to "What do you call a thousand lawyers at the bottom of the ocean?"

 

[Holdfast]

What do you call 50 lawyers buried up to their necks in sand?

Answer 1: A good start.

Also the answer to "What do you call a thousand lawyers at the bottom of the ocean?"

Alternative answer to that one:

"Soulless garbage, same as you call them when they're alive and on dry land."