No truer words were ever written................

[Gil T.Azell]

Before sex, you help each other get naked!!
After sex, you only dress yourself.

The Moral of the story:

In life, no one helps you once you're fucked

OK its not much but I hope it made you smile

 

[sojourner]

Before sex, you help each other get naked!!
After sex, you only dress yourself.

You're dating the wrong people.

 

[Amaris]

She helped me get dressed afterward, and I helped her in several crucial areas regarding wardrobe.

 

[think]

no no No No NO...

this is all symbolic

one needs to cooperate with life or else you don't get "it"

to get it you need to know what it is first

if you open the door to the guy next door he will come and take your place till the grass rots through your ceiling.. (ahhh I have digressed too much there)

beware the rotting grass and the chemicals they put in the air by burning 'said' grass..

if I undress myself then there might be more time to have sex., but symbolically what does sex represent?

 

[Amaris]

no no No No NO...

this is all symbolic

one needs to cooperate with life or else you don't get "it"

to get it you need to know what it is first

if you open the door to the guy next door he will come and take your place till the grass rots through your ceiling.. (ahhh I have digressed too much there)

beware the rotting grass and the chemicals they put in the air by burning 'said' grass..

if I undress myself then there might be more time to have sex., but symbolically what does sex represent?

Intimacy? A desire to connect with the universe? Spiritual entanglement? ...fucking?

 

[think]

union

duality

putting up a book shelf?

 

[Amaris]

union

duality

putting up a book shelf?

Sounds fair.

 

[Locutus of Bored]

Before sex, you help each other get naked!!
After sex, you only dress yourself.

The Moral of the story:

In life, no one helps you once you're fucked

OK its not much but I hope it made you smile

1) Use the search function.

2) Find the "Bad Joke" thread you started. It took me ten seconds.

3) Post the new joke you hear each month in there instead of starting a new thread for each one, which is spamming. Have you not noticed how we don't have individual threads for every new YouTube video or thread bomb someone discovers?

I'm tired of telling you this and having you ignore it. It's a really stupid issue to push to the point of getting warnings over it, but since you refuse to listen I see little choice if you continue doing this. I've been telling you to knock it off or you'll potentially receive warnings as far back as two years ago, so I guess it's my fault that you don't take it seriously. This is officially the last time. Do it again and you'll be warned. In the meantime, this is closed as spam.