TNG Caption This #213: Timing is Everything.

[Jonas Grumby]

Crusher: "I summoned you here, Deanna, because Commander Riker has contracted an STD, and I'm checking out anyone he might have infected."
Troi: "Then...those seven other women in the waiting room...?"
Riker: "Oh, smooth move, Doctor! Thanks a lot!"

 

[Expo67]

[Insert Obligatory Fart Joke Here]

[If Fart Jokes are all taken, acceptable to substitute with Diarrhea Medicine Variant]

[if that fails, insert a D/T joke]

[if all fails, insert "Shut Up, Wesley"]

If that doesn't work, insert the following. "Tan Elbrun grimacing at the latest film and television remake to pollute and poison both the cinema and television medium."

 

[The Laughing Vulcan]

Thanks for the win!

Elbrun: "Is he gone yet?"
Wesley awed: "Um, I think so..."
Data: "But Catain Robau's awesomeness has yet to depart."

 

[Isis]

La Forge: "Haven't I seen you somewhere before?"

Data: "Excuse me, Sir, but we ran into this young woman on Babel last month."

LaForge (to self): "Note to self: Never give in to an android's 'but this new experience will expand my perspective of the human condition' when you haven't been laid in a year."

 

[Isis]

Worf (to self): "I joined Starfleet for the adventure, and all they have me doing is going to meetings all day."

 

[Velocity]

Picard: Wesley, what's he doing?
Wesley: He says he can turn himself into a giant snake, sir.
Troi: Big deal! I've changed into a frog before.

 

[T'Girl]

If that doesn't work, insert the following ...

Ball of string
Ziplock bag with tribble
Long neck Aldebaran whiskey bottle (neck only)
Bajorian Orb of the Satisfaction
"Dust buster" hand phaser

 

[The Squire of Gothos]

Everyone gathered around the view screen for the lottery numbers.

 

[Herkimer Jitty]

Worf: "I, Emperor Worf the Third, sovereign of the Realm of Tak'ti'kul, now call the High Council of Expendables to order."

 

[CorporalCaptain]

Worf: "I, Emperor Worf the Third, sovereign of the Realm of Tak'ti'kul, now call the High Council of Expendables to order."

Picard: He's in here, Doctor.

Beverly (O.C.): OK, everybody ready your hypos. Mister O'Brien—

O'Brien (over comm): O'Brien here.

Beverly (O.C.): Stand by to deploy straitjackets!

 

[LeadHead]

Worf: Then it's decided, the next meeting I chair will have at least one speaking character. Any Questions?

Silence

 

[Nerys Myk]

WORF: The Captain wants to know if you want anything special in the letters he'll be sending to your parents.

 

[Isis]

Barber: "If you wanted a 'Carl Spock,' you should have said so."

 

[Expo67]

Tan Elbrun having a headache with Excedrin written all over it.

 

[LeadHead]

All done here, The next contest awaits you...