TOS Caption Contest #223: Captains, Some Courageous, Some Not
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Pike: ".. -.. --- -. .----. - .- .-.. .-- .- -.-- ... -.. .-. .. -. -
.- -... . . .-. --..-- -... ..- - .-- .... . -. .. -.. --- --..-- .. .-
-. .-. . ..-. . .-. -.. --- ... . --.- ..- .. ..."
Kirk: "What's with Pike? That wasn't one for yes or two for no."
Spock: "Simple Morse Code, Captain. He said that he doesn't always drink beer, but when he does, he prefers Dos Equis."
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LMFAO!!!!!!
thats a classic
Capt. Pike really missed his old job censoring out profanity on the Jerry Springer show.....beeping beep-holes indeed.
Woah. So. Not an inter racial sexually charged term then?
Those peanut cups are now available in the UK, surprisingly tasty.
Pardek: Spock, this could be the beginning of a beautiful friendship. Oh, by the way, I still have to give you the Death Penalty.
Spock: Captain, perhaps I should explain to you the difference between a Constitutional Convention and the Yearly Grand Slam Convention.
Kang: Liar! Dax's next 2 hosts will NOT be female!
Helm: Captain, Klingons off the Starboard bow.
Mason: Again with the Klingons... Engineering! Give me full power!
Engineering: (over comm) It's not good Captain! Our control panels haven't been programmed into the game yet!
Oh, who knows?
I just happened to immediately get the joke, having watched these commercials back in the day, so I thought I'd post. This particular one is still cracking me up.
As it was in the beginning:
Nimoy (sighs): "Do any of you think these 'Star Trek conventions' are really ever going to catch on?"
Kelley: "Christ, this one has an even worse turnout than the first two had!"
Takei: "There's six of us here as speakers, and only five fans showed up to see us!"
Woodward: "We outnumber them! Hell, let's make them entertain us!"
MENDEZ: Mercifully, the length of delta ray exposure limited his injuries. Had he been exposed for much longer we would have been forced to put him inside a black helmet with a cape. He would have sounded like an asthmatic pervert.
KANG: Enhanced....INTERROGATION...TECHNIQUES!!!
KIRK: Good cop...BAD COP METHODS!!!
Kang: Can you feel that, human ... the sexual tension between us?
Kirk: Sorry, Kang. I don't go for the swarthy look. I like mine with pointy ears and eyebrows and Moe Howard haircuts.
KANG: Are you prepared for DEATH, Earthman?
KIRK: Well...not really. But then I've always been one hell of a procrastinator.
TRACEY: WHY is Jim reading from the unabridged version of "The Stand"?
Tragically, the "Kirk vs. Picard" argument reached into some very unexpected places.
Kirk: "Samantha Stephens or Jeannie?"
Kang: "Well, DUH!"
