Japanese lab invents Internet kissing machine

[Argus Skyhawk]

Here is one of the weirder inventions I've heard of in a little while: Japanese lab invents Internet kissing machine

 

[Robert Maxwell]

Mark my words, the Japanese will perfect virtual sex before anyone else is even close.

 

[SiorX]

His technique is uninspired.

Deeply amused by this bit though:

"For example, if you have a popular entertainer use this device and record it, that could be hugely popular if you offer it to fans,"

Cause you know he's not wrong.

 

[Satyrquaze]

This just in: USA falls dangerously behind the Japanese in virtual sex-toy technology.

 

[scotpens]

A Japanese lab has created a device that may let let you "French kiss" someone over the Internet.

And by "kiss," we mean waggle your tongue on a plastic straw, thereby making another plastic straw waggle remotely on someone else's tongue.

Hmmm. I'd say the technology still needs a lot of development.


When they come up with a device that can give you a BJ online, then I'll be impressed.

 

[STR]

When they come up with a device that can give you a BJ online, then I'll be impressed.

I was going to mention lude websites, peanut butter, and possibly a canine, but I'm going to take the high road on this one.

 

[CuttingEdge100]

This device sounds like it was created by somebody who can't get kissed enough in real life...

 

[Mr. Laser Beam]

Write your own "Turning Japanese" joke here.

 

[BlobVanDam]

Only in Japan!
This seems really really lame though. Not just the idea, but the implementation is too basic to be useful.

 

[Cutter John]

Do not want.

So I guess people who aren't into 'slipping them the tongue' are SOL then.

 

[Green Shirt]

When they come up with a device that can give you a BJ online, then I'll be impressed.

Only way some Trekkies will ever get one.

 

[StarMan]

Oh jeez.

No.

 

[GNDN]

Why's the 'master' unit gotta be white?

 

[Admiral Buzzkill]

His technique is uninspired.

Deeply amused by this bit though:

"For example, if you have a popular entertainer use this device and record it, that could be hugely popular if you offer it to fans,"

Cause you know he's not wrong.

More intriguing if you apply it to the Virtual BJ machine.

 

[Trekker4747]

Mark my words, the Japanese will perfect virtual sex before anyone else is even close.

Unfortuantely it'll be tentacle sex.

 

[Robert Maxwell]

Mark my words, the Japanese will perfect virtual sex before anyone else is even close.

Unfortuantely it'll be tentacle sex.

Put an artificial intelligence into a Snakelight and you're already most of the way there.

 

[Gepard]

And attach a Fleshlight to the end of that Snakelight and you're all the way there.

 

[Robert Maxwell]

And attach a Fleshlight to the end of that Snakelight and you're all the way there.

Quickly, to the patent office!

 

[Trekker4747]

And attach a Fleshlight to the end of that Snakelight and you're all the way there.

Quickly, to the patent office!

[yt]http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ZZF1GKtWG0c[/yt]

 

[Distorted Humor]

Mark my words, the Japanese will perfect virtual sex before anyone else is even close.

Unfortuantely it'll be tentacle sex.

The centauri will LOVE it