A bird just crashed into my window! I'm sitting here, in my Brooklyn apartment in the dark, writing a novel about a serial killer, having just read the profile of the
actual serial killer currently active on Long Island, when a pigeon crashes into my winow flapping madly against the glass for at least 20 seconds and scaring the bejesus out of me!
How does one find an agent that doesn't fuck you over because you're a newbie?
I'm not too concerned about agent/publishing stuff. I've been working on getting a children's book that I wrote and illustrated published for a couple of years now. I've read all the literature and I understand how that game is played. (I've actually got a promising connection on the children's book, now!)
If you're writing an autobiography make sure your life is interesting enough that people would want to read it, I don't know enough about you to say either way.
Well, as I said to the poster who made that point earlier, my life probably is interesting enough for a book (there was a Lifetime TV movie made about my family when I was 9 -- Heather Locklear played my mom. Seriously.) But I'd rather not write about me.
Taking a class at your local CC on novel writing might be a good idea too, something I've alos considered doing and need to look more into doing.
I'm planning on going back to school for a doctorate in neuroscience soon -- anyone suppose I'll be able to fit a creative writing class into that course schedule?
Doing it can be a chore, if I really try I can get a chapter done in about a week but I tend to get distracted by editing my own work and other stuff, but if you write a novel you're looking at about 80,000 words for a decently sized one, a chapter is going to be about 4,000-5,000 words depending how you break up your book.
Well, the first chapter I wrote in about a half an hour. It's shortish at approximately 2000 words. Now I have some smatterings of dialogue and such down, but I think I'm going to take it with the one chapter at a time sort of approach
RJ mentioned, and then put the chapters in order when I'm done.
^Is material gain a good reason?
Yes... if it's enough to get to you through the tedium you just mentioned!
Having said that, I think if I wanted to make money from writing, journalism would probably be an easier way than creative writing. Although one should note the comparative rather than absolute nature of that statement...
So I think you need to particularly enjoy the artistic process of creative writing (all or most of the process, not just the initial spark of an idea) too, or have a burning desire to put something out there for others to read.
Of course, sometimes the proof of things is in the pudding, so maybe just trying to do it is enough for now. Good luck, anyway.
I was joking, darling.
But I do enjoy the process. In the same way I enjoy plucking my eyebrows. It's masochistic, and it makes my eyes water, but it's satisfying and makes me feel accomplished.
I wrote a short story about all the folks I still work with and I just changed their names, they read it and thought it was funny. I spared no punches and told the complete truth about all the stuff they did.
There have been too many ridiculously comedic situations in my real life for me not to draw on some of them. I've already asked my roommate if she wouldn't mind my modeling some of a character on her: the girl makes cappuccino by day and moonlights as a dominatrix. She came home last night and told me all about domming a dwarf -- how could I pass that up?