TOS Caption Contest #223: Captains, Some Courageous, Some Not

[highlander]

Mendez: "The paperwork all seems to be in order, now your name change is official. You will now be known a Capt. Chris P Bacon."

 

[highlander]

Sulu would stop at nothing to get he and his friends in to see Oprah's last show.

 

[ItsGreen]

Mendez agreed with Spock that Captain Pike's choice to play musical chairs
was logical, flawlessly logical!



(p.s. Thanks for the win!)

 

[Rat Boy]

(*Seriously, what is it with that officer in the blue skirt?)

Not a fan of the skirt?

 

[Deranged Nasat]

(*Seriously, what is it with that officer in the blue skirt?)

Not a fan of the skirt?

As skirts go, it's perfectly acceptable. I simply noticed that in all the pictures posted where she's present, she's pointing it in the captain's direction.

 

[Ryan Thomas Riddle]

Thanks for the win!

Sulu: Oh, my gosh! I just got it. Kohms ... Communists. Yangs ... Yankees! And the flag. This is an allegory!
Spock: Correction, Lieutenant. This is known as "hitting the audience with a sledgehammer."

 

[Rat Boy]

(*Seriously, what is it with that officer in the blue skirt?)

Not a fan of the skirt?

As skirts go, it's perfectly acceptable. I simply noticed that in all the pictures posted where she's present, she's pointing it in the captain's direction.

That's the only pose for whatever officer they stick there. I was merely lucky.

Edit: Then again, it's not just the TOS bridge...

 

[Tan Ru]

"DAY-UM!! Are we shrinking or is this bridge gettin' bigger??"

 

[jep]

McCoy: "Spock, what the hell is Jim doing?"

Spock: "I believe he is, in the vernacular, 'whipping out his... '"

Tracey: "Ee'd Plebnista!"

Kirk (OS): And THIS was meant for your women!! It must be applied to ALL of them or it means nothing!"



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[ItsGreen]

(thoughts of any one (or all) of the pictured actors)

Look at him, overacting a scene once again!
What a Shat-head!

 

[jep]

Tracey: "My God, look at him!!!! I would love to have Kirk's hair!"

Spock: "Follow him around.... you can pick it up off the floor."


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[Ryan Thomas Riddle]

Kirk: Samantha Stevens!
Kang: Jeannie!

 

[Maurice]

CAPTAIN: Why aren't we moving?
HELM: I can't reach the damned controls, sir!

 

[Ryan Thomas Riddle]

Captain: This bridge isn't to scale.
Helmsman: That's because it's based on the McMaster blueprints, not the original production blueprints.
Captain: Oh, and I guess the bridge doesn't face forward either.

 

[cooleddie74]

TRACEY:Would this be a bad time to tell you all that I soiled myself during the knife fight?

 

[cooleddie74]

KIRK: You can't win, Kang!

If you strike me down, my toupee will become more powerful than you can POSSIBLY imagine!

 

[Nerys Myk]

TRACEY: I'm pretty sure that one Yang chick isn't wearing any underwear.

 

[cooleddie74]

SULU: I don't get it.

I mean...it's just the captain overacting again.

What's the big deal?!

 

[Distorted Humor]

He still insisting that there are four lights....

Some things seen, cannot be unseen.

What are you going to do, grow head ridges?

the proposed Star Trek, CGI that was proposed in 1998 was canned when the producers saw the first test shots, sadly however, the script, of a mad Romulan with a black hole device survived....

 

[cooleddie74]

SPOCK: Permission to speak freely, sir.

KIRK: Granted.

SPOCK: Fleet Captain Pike needs to go walkies. May I?