DS9 Caption Contest #29: Ezri. Ezri? Ezri!

[Rush Limborg]

Ezri: Is it my imagination or does Kira look pregnant sitting down like that?
Bashir: Hmm...
Odo (thinking): If I find the bastard who did that...

Kira: Come on--it's the camera's ten pounds, for Prophets' sake!

 

[JarodRussell]

Ezri: Is it my imagination or does Kira look pregnant sitting down like that?
Bashir: Hmm...
Odo (thinking): If I find the bastard who did that...

Kira: Come on--it's the camera's ten pounds, for Prophets' sake!

Bashir: Hmmhmm...

 

[Isis]

Leeta: "Rom, you misled me. When you said we were going to meet Dax, I thought you meant Dax Shepherd."

Ezri (frowning): "I get that a lot. Leeta, would you mind doing me a favor and telling me who this Dax Shepherd person is?"

 

[Isis]

Ezri (to self): "I'll have to change the channel. Even though "Spenser and Hawk Go to the UN" is considered one of the better episodes, I'm just not in the mood for Spenser: For Hire today."

 

[T'Girl]

Ezri: Is it my imagination or does Kira look pregnant sitting down like that?
Bashir: Hmm...
Odo (thinking): If I find the bastard who did that...

Kira: Come on--it's the camera's ten pounds, for Prophets' sake!

Bashir: Hmmhmm...

Two women sitting behind them.

First Woman: "Did you hear that? Kira is knocked up again."

Second Woman: "The slut, I simply must put this in my blog."

Sisko: "... I should be back in a few days, and have you heard? Kira's pregnant again, it all anyone in starfleet is talking about, did you know about this?

Dax: "Umm no, haven't heard a word." (have to keep my mouth shut)

O'Brien: "Oh and Keiko called me last night."

Dax: "That's nice."

O'Brien: "Apparently the big story on Earth is that Kira's pregnant again, I didn't know did you?"

Dax: "Umm no, I didn't know." (have to keep my mouth shut)

Kira (os): "DAX !!!!!!!"

 

[Rush Limborg]

^What happened to the pics? The quality seems a little off in your post....

 

[Isis]

Bashir: "This service is so slow. I wish there was a Stinking Gorn out here."

 

[Isis]

O'Brien: "Pardon me, do you have any Grey Poupon?"

 

[Jonas Grumby]

Dax: "Hi, Benjamin, it's Ezri! Sorry to bother you! I've just got a quick question: Does this top make me look slutty?"
Sisko: "Oh, my...I think we're going to have to sit down and work out some new ground rules, Old Man."

 

[Herkimer Jitty]

O'Brien: "I hope Bioware does something about these bloody elevator load times."

 

[Mistral]

Rom: "Did you know-"

Dax: "Yes, Rom, I know it doesn't fit the pattern. It's a mole, ok?"

 

[Isis]

Ezri: "You know that model Bird-of-Prey you've been building on the promenade deck? You're not too attached to it, are you?"

 

[Rush Limborg]

Ezri: You know that model Bird-of-Prey you've been building on the promenade deck? You're not too attached to it, are you?

Worf: No.

Ezri: That's good. Out of curiosity--

Worf: Say no more--if the others discover--

Ezri: What...that you play with toys?

Worf: It is not a toy. It is--

Ezri: A...model?

Worf: At least I do not have little figures.

Ezri: Worf...you're scaring me.

Worf: You are not disturbed by Dr. Bashir--

Ezri: He doesn't hide it.

Worf: As I said...say no more.

 

[Nerys Myk]

EZRI: Just bring me the damned bottle of Tequila and stop snickering!!!!!

 

[Distorted Humor]

Ezri: Rom, this is DEEP SPACE nine, not BIG LOVE nine, thus no, I am not going to be a polygamist with you....

 

[Herkimer Jitty]

Ezri: "Worf, we need to talk. You left the seat up."

Worf: "It does not matter. It is not your bathroom."

Ezri: "No, it's not. Thanks to Starfleet's brilliant engineering, it's everybody's bathroom. By the way, there's a bottle of Febreeze in there for a reason."

 

[Finn]

Rom: Jadzia once told me I was handsome years ago. Did she mean it?

Ezri: That was the week she went without sex.

Ezri: *sigh* Yes, Benjamin, you still look badass even with the Federation logo behind you.

 

[Nerys Myk]

SISKO: This is my "Robau Look". What do you think?

 

[TiberiusMaximus]

Worf: "Inconceivable!"

Ezri: "You keep using that word. I don't think it means what you think it means."

 

[Herkimer Jitty]

Sisko: "Dr. Bashir?

...

I'm going to close this channel now, and pretend I didn't see you crossdressing as Dax."