McCoy: "You deliberately stopped me, Jim! We could have saved her! We're responsible for her death! Oh well...maybe we can somehow use the Prime Directive to weasel out from under this."
TOS Caption Contest #222: Cream of the Crop
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McCoy: "You deliberately stopped me, Jim! We could have saved her! We're responsible for her death! Oh well...maybe we can somehow use the Prime Directive to weasel out from under this."
Spock: And this is Carl's father.
Sarek Jones: Where da white womenz be at?
Sarek Jones AKA Solid Gold Sarek: Iz you the human honky who ain't been payin' my bitchez?
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Walter: "So if I sign this my character won't have a cheesy Russian accent in any Re-boots?"
Bill: "It's iron-clad, I just signed one saying I will have a cameo in every Re-boot."
Kirk: "I see your Shuttle was on time ambassador Sarek Doggie Dogg."
Sarek Doggie Dogg: "4:20 on the nose bitches!"
Spock: And this is Carl's father.
Sarek Jones: Where da white womenz be at?
Amanda: "You'd best turn around and look, unless you want my boot up your behind!"
CHEKOV: Vhy do *I* have to sign for de Planet Express delivery, Keptin?
KIRK: Shhhhhhh. Keep it down, Pavel.
If you MUST know...I've slept with the ship's captain.
EDITH: Yeah.
Thanks a lot for helping me, guys.
I'll see you two in HELL.
Kirk: Did you have a pleasant flight Ambassador?
Sarek: No! The inflight movies were "Bio Dome" and "Jury Duty" and I had to listen to a child crying and screaming non-stop for almost 8 hours on that damn thing.
Kirk: Did you have a pleasant flight Ambassador?
Sarek: There was something on the wing!!!!!!!
Off screen: "Bring out your dead!"
Sarek: Ah, Captain Kirk. She who is my wife seems to have misunderstood your latest fashion of a beehive hairdo. My apologies. If you could compliment her appearance anyway, you would be in my debt.
Sarek: It would be logical at this time to give you a warning, Captain. My wife and I ate three-bean salad for our entire trip. You may wish to air out the shuttlecraft bay.
Chekov: The readings confirm it, Captain.
Kirk: Yes, Mr. Chekov. Our uniforms ARE green after all.
Guy #1: This woman's going to die!
Guy #2: The driver's negligent.
Guy #3: There's a sale at Penny's!
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Guy #1: This woman's going to die!
Guy #2: The driver's negligent.
Guy #3: There's a sale at Penny's!
Ha!
What's great is I read it in that voice even before I had completely read the whole sentence. Sometimes intuition just knows.
Chekov: No, this has no buttons - just switches, lights and knobs.
Kirk: Oh, cut the bleeding heart crap, will ya? We've all got our switches, lights and knobs to deal with, Chekov. I mean on this bridge, there are literally hundreds and thousands of beeping, flashing and blinking lights...blinking and flashing and beeping...they're beeping and they're blinking and they're flashing I CAN'T STAND IT ANYMORE! They're BLINKING and BEEPING and FLASHING! Why doesn't somebody pull the PLUG?!?
