When did you last have sex?

[Robert Maxwell]

I didn't realize so many people plan out when they're going to have sex.

Well, when you don't see the person you're sleeping with that often (and you're both busy), you kind of have to make time.

Apparently, I am scheduled to get molested tomorrow evening.

 

[JarodRussell]

of indeterminate origin

Woa, hold on a second, what?

 

[SmoothieX]

^As in, my bodily fluids or hers. Don't worry, the dog is neutered.

 

[Nick086]

I had sex three hours ago, and then promptly took a two hour nap.

I can never just roll over and take a nap, too much clean up afterwards. Sleeping in a puddle of goo of indeterminate origin just isn't appealing.

ooow I love to do that, it sexy and hot as hell.

 

[Jax]

Apparently, I am scheduled to get molested tomorrow evening.

Well sometimes you have to just lye there and take one for the team I guess

 

[SmoothieX]

I had sex three hours ago, and then promptly took a two hour nap.

I can never just roll over and take a nap, too much clean up afterwards. Sleeping in a puddle of goo of indeterminate origin just isn't appealing.

ooow I love to do that, it sexy and hot as hell.

Yes, nothing like waking up with dried up with dried spooge crusted on your leg hair in a bed that smells like vinegar and tuna.

 

[ShamelessMcBundy]

Apparently, I am scheduled to get molested tomorrow evening.

Just close your eyes and think of England.

 

[HoneyBLilly]

I can never just roll over and take a nap, too much clean up afterwards. Sleeping in a puddle of goo of indeterminate origin just isn't appealing.

My hubby normally cleans it up if I fall asleep.

I've rarely woken up and it still be messy.

 

[Robert Maxwell]

Apparently, I am scheduled to get molested tomorrow evening.

Just close your eyes and think of England.

Now she's going to wonder what's wrong with me when I shout, "God save the Queen!"

 

[ShamelessMcBundy]

Apparently, I am scheduled to get molested tomorrow evening.

Just close your eyes and think of England.

Now she's going to wonder what's wrong with me when I shout, "God save the Queen!"

"Who's the Queen?" "I'm the Queen!" "No you're not!" "Freedom! Horrible, horrible freedom!"

 

[Robert Maxwell]

Just close your eyes and think of England.

Now she's going to wonder what's wrong with me when I shout, "God save the Queen!"

"Who's the Queen?" "I'm the Queen!" "No you're not!" "Freedom! Horrible, horrible freedom!"

I, for one, welcome our new sexually deviant British overlords.

 

[SmoothieX]

I can never just roll over and take a nap, too much clean up afterwards. Sleeping in a puddle of goo of indeterminate origin just isn't appealing.

My hubby normally cleans it up if I fall asleep.

I've rarely woken up and it still be messy.

You got a good hubby. My wife just hoses herself off and then goes and talk the dogs off the ledge. They get freaked out anytime we get it on.

Actually, one of them gave me a cold nose against my bottom midway through one time. Does this count as beastialty?

 

[ShamelessMcBundy]

Only if tongue was involved.

 

[Nick086]

I can never just roll over and take a nap, too much clean up afterwards. Sleeping in a puddle of goo of indeterminate origin just isn't appealing.

ooow I love to do that, it sexy and hot as hell.

Yes, nothing like waking up with dried up with dried spooge crusted on your leg hair in a bed that smells like vinegar and tuna.

lolz I like guys.......

 

[ShamelessMcBundy]

Me too!

 

[Robert Maxwell]

Guys are okay, I'm just not interested in sex with them.

 

[ShamelessMcBundy]

More for us then.

 

[ITL]

Now she's going to wonder what's wrong with me when I shout, "God save the Queen!"

"Who's the Queen?" "I'm the Queen!" "No you're not!" "Freedom! Horrible, horrible freedom!"

I, for one, welcome our new sexually deviant British overlords.

You're welcome.

 

[Satyrquaze]

Last Night

 

[Robert Maxwell]

I like how this thread has morphed into the "sex update" thread.