How to make a Dalek not scary

[Deckerd]

In the Metro today there's a photo of a Dalek all ready for the party on Friday. It's painted red white and blue, bedecked with union flags and has a drinks tray attacked to its exterminator. Unfortunately I can't find an online pic of it.

 

[DimesDan]

In the Metro today there's a photo of a Dalek all ready for the party on Friday. It's painted red white and blue, bedecked with union flags and has a drinks tray attacked to its exterminator. Unfortunately I can't find an online pic of it.

Did you pick up the metro? Do you have a camera phone or a scanner at work? And does't the Metro have an online presence?

Oh, and in answer your OP, sounds interesting.

 

[Deckerd]

Your wish is my command

 

[Ar-Pharazon]

I couldn't find it myself, but I did find some other "non scary" Daleks.

 

[Deckerd]

Beg pardon, it's not his exterminator it's his sucker. I especially like the commemorative photo. Lovely touch.

 

[DimesDan]

Your wish is my command

I feel phsycally ill after seeing that.

 

[Deckerd]

It's a bit like putting a tutu on Giger's alien, isn't it?

You can't help hoping it will blast Mr Balcombe into oblivion, preferably in front of the street party.

 

[DimesDan]

Plus this whole wedding business is just getting far out of hand.

 

[G2309]

Your wish is my command

I feel phsycally ill after seeing that.

I kind of like it in a funny way. I like how dr who is a rec3ognisable part of british culture. Why not hav4e it as part of wedding celebrations.

 

[DimesDan]

Your wish is my command

I feel phsycally ill after seeing that.

I kind of like it in a funny way. I like how dr who is a rec3ognisable part of british culture. Why not hav4e it as part of wedding celebrations.

What's actually to celebrate? Really? Two twenty-somethings are getting married, big bloody deal, it's just by random chance of genetics that William is the heir to the throne.

Yes I know it's an excuse to have a party. Personally I would party more when we get rid of the Royal Family and join a Unifid Europe.

So yes, I feel physcally sick when I see that Dalek dressed like that in the name of "celebrating" this fucking royal wedding and because of freedom of expression and all that, and screw our so-called culture and screw it like Diana screwed around with that Army Toff, that Rugby player and god knows how many other chaps.

 

[Deckerd]

Interesting that of all the adulterers in the royal family you choose Diana.

 

[DimesDan]

Interesting that of all the adulterers in the royal family you choose Diana.

Because she was "the peoples princess" and she's been treated as holyier than thou since that car crash in Paris the other year. I'm sure she had her reasons (Charlies was fucking around as well) but it just seems to be something that many people seem to have either convinently forgotten or just don't want to acknowledge. She was also Williams mother, so made sense instead of using any of the others as an example.

 

[Avon]

i will be dressing up as a romulan to celebrate this year's mysterious extra bank holiday.

 

[DimesDan]

i will be dressing up as a romulan to celebrate this year's mysterious extra bank holiday.

You are aware that it isn't a bank holiday arn't you on Friday, there is one on Monday though.

 

[Avon]

tis a bank holiday. google says it is. and he never lies.

 

[DimesDan]

tis a bank holiday. google says it is. and he never lies.

Ah my mistake, just found this on Dirctgov, I was under the impression it was a public holiday, not a bank holiday, they're both basically the same though as bugger all will be open.

It has been announced that there will be a special bank holiday in 2011 to celebrate the royal wedding and in 2012 to celebrate the Queen’s Diamond Jubilee.

 

[Lonemagpie]

Saints Row, bitches!

 

[Admiral Buzzkill]

...it's just by random chance of genetics that William is the heir to the throne.

Well, it's just by random chance of genetics that his bethrothed is a knock-out, but I like looking at her anyway.

As for Saint Diana - how could you be married to Charles and not fuck around? Really?

 

[DimesDan]

...it's just by random chance of genetics that William is the heir to the throne.

Well, it's just by random chance of genetics that his bethrothed is a knock-out, but I like looking at her anyway.

As for Saint Diana - how could you be married to Charles and not fuck around? Really?

I have no come back from that. You do indeed have a point. Still, she wasn't ever whiter than white!

 

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