... If 6.5 billion people think it's kewl to shoot a cadet off the ship to near-certain death rather than put him in the brig, it's still bad writing.... I'm extremely familiar with all aspects of good writing.
I'm sorry. This is peevish of me but I can't resist.
If 6.5 billion people deem a work of art to be stellar but one person disagrees, claiming knowledge of an objective measure, what is that objective measure and who created it?
Art is deemed art by consensus. End of story. That is not an arguable point. It's one of those things they call... oh, what is the word? Oh. Right.
A fact.
There is no "objectivity" to be found in the art world, not even in commercial art. No one is required to like everything (Lord knows I hate Rothko's "art" with a burning passion) but there's no highest authority you can invoke when claiming "objectively" that one piece of art is awesome while another is crap. As soon as someone disagrees, both of you are right.