What is Life?...

[K'riq Sa]

What is Life?

Have you found the answer yet?



piricircularly,

K'riq Sa
Minister of Alien Stupidity

 

[Mr. Laser Beam]

Life is the interval between baseball games.

 

[Jetfire]

A box of chocolates.

 

[SPOCKED]

Life is the way for the universe to know itself.

 

[ElBurro]

Life...don't talk to me about life. Brain the size of a planet and they ask me to pick up a piece of paper.

 

[Mr. Laser Beam]

It is also a magazine.

 

[Jadzia]

About 25 years. Less with parole.

 

[Mr. Laser Beam]

"Life is anything that dies when you stomp on it." - Dave Barry

 

[Roger Wilco]

Life is the interval between baseball* games.

No, that's filler!

*substitute "baseball" for "association football" in my case.

 

[F. King Daniel]

What is Life?...

Philosophers have been trying and failing to answer that very question for centuries. But this thread's sure to get to the bottom of it!

 

[Asbo Zaprudder]

An anagram of file.

 

[Mr. Laser Beam]

Life is the interval between baseball* games.

No, that's filler!

Ah, good point!

 

[Robert Maxwell]

Life's a bitch, then you die.

 

[LitmusDragon]

"Life is what happens to you while you're busy making other plans." - John Lennon

 

[Myasishchev]

Pointless collections of chemical sludge that replicate themselves because they can.

 

[auntiehill]

Short.

 

[ManOnTheWave]

What is life?

Baby, don't hurt me.

Don't hurt me.

Oh, no.

 

[iguana_tonante]

^ No, that is love.

 

[captcalhoun]

the bit between being born and dying.

 

[ElBurro]

Life is a lemon and I want my money back