Ugh. It's...
"Spirit Folk"
This is an awful episode. It's not that funny, without even that much to laugh at, let alone with. And naturally, the first thing my daughter wanted to know is, "Where's the baby? Seven had a baby."
"Umm, she went home."
"Why?"
"Because her mommy and daddy missed her."
"Why?"
"Because they wanted to see her. And now she's with them."
"Why?"
And every time we saw Voyager or Seven, the cycle started again. Thanks again, Voyager writers. In addition to the mental image of the fetus covered with implants shivering in pain, now I have this to deal with.
The problem with the episode all boils down to the scene with Turkey Platter, Harry, and Maggie O'Halloran.
I'm going to be a bit indelicate here, but there's no polite way to say it. Sorry if I offend anyone.
As I'm watching Tom gleefully stalking Harry on his holodate, I turn to my wife.
"So basically Tom is cock-blocking Harry Kim--with a hologram. And we've got to watch it."
She agreed it was lame, and wondered why Tom would rather be spending his time with Harry than with his girlfriend.
Really, even the humor in the episode feels forced. Compare it to an episode like TNG "Sub Rosa," which at least has a saving awareness of its own ridiculousness. This is just crap.
Guest actor--the guy from Office Space? Who also played Batai and was in the ENT Augment trilogy? He's the only one I recognized.
Afterwards, I spent about five minutes and thought of the episode I'd rather see.
It'd be a sequel to "Tsunkatse," with Voyager helping the Tsunkatse Hirogen (TH) find his son.
Basically, they meet up with the ship mentioned at the end of the episode. It's captained (budget and schedule permitting) by the Hirogen played by Tony Todd, who doesn't want anything to do with TH, because, by complying with his captors for 19 years, he's become prey. He mentioned a group of renegade Hirogen who don't hunt that might take him in, then huffs off.
TH is devastated; for 19 years, he's been killing just so he can see his son again. Now he fears he will never see him. He has a heart-to-heart with Tuvok about family.
Seven and Harry TECH the TECH and find that the renegade pacifist Hirogen planet is about 2 weeks away, in the right direction, So they take TH there. He shares another character moment with Janeway and resigns himself to never seeing his son again.
They get to the planet, and find out that, surprise, surprise, TH's son is the leader of the renegade Hirogen. He was rescued by a trader who raised him as his son, schooling him in the values of nonviolence and cooperation. Then when he was about 18, the trader and his family were hunted and killed by a group of Hirogen. They kept TH's son as a "trophy," but through the force of his personality he "converted" them to his path.
Now, there's a revitalization movement forming around TH's son. Chakotay helpfully explains this concept that any intro to cultural anthropology student remembers, dropping in a reference to Wovoka and the Ghost Dance. If we want to really push the envelope, we could also mention Jesus or Buddha, but we'll probably draw the line with Tuvok talking about Surak, echoing Kirk's line about "one man with a vision" from "Mirror, Mirror."
Turns out TH's son isn't happy to see TH--he accuses him of being stained with the blood of innocents, and casts him out. Distraught, TH talks to Tuvok. Because he needs to TECH the TECH, TH's son has to work with Seven, who tells him a little bit about his father.
There's a climactic moment when a hunting party of mean Hirogen attack, and TH puts his life in danger to save his son. The son sees that he's a good man, despite his past, and embraces him.
Chakotay theorizes that, with TH's resolve and his son's spirit, the renegade sect might become the Hirogen orthodoxy. We may have just seen the birth of a revolution in the Delta Quadrant--it's possible that a Hirogen presence committed to peace, cooperation, and mutual advancement may alter the balance of power in the Delta Quadrant.
For that, you'd need three guest actors, a Hirogen ship, and a generic planet refugee camp set. It would flesh out the Hirogen--Voyager's best new species, IMO--and tell a decent story.
I don't usually do the fan fic thing, but that's what I would have filmed instead of "Spirit Folk."