TNG Caption This #208: Source Technobabble
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Geordie - I knew Amsterdam was the best place to vacation. OMG how hot are those ladies....
Data - The temputure is 23 degrees Geordie....
Geordie *Sighes* - I should have brought Riker!
Riker - Are you listening to me Data?
Data - I am trying not too..
Riker - What?
Data - You tell the same story every Friday night, just a different name....Troi, Yar, Crusher....Ro!
Riker - Whats your point?
Data - I think you may be addicted to sex. Hell you even had Pulaski!!!
Riker - I can think of worse addictions
Data - Dr Crusher please do not take this personally but I will not take instructions from you until I have seen a single woman who can drive.
Crusher - Damn that Riker! He is a bad influence on you Data.
Worf - Maybe so but he is correct!
Crusher - GRRR
Dr Crusher really regretted the decision to put on a show of Swan Lake when she saw the level of talent.
Picard - Crewman, don't leave me hanging!
Thanks for the win! 
Picard - You put your right hand in...you put your right hand out...you put your right hand in and you shake it all about!
Picard - You put your right hand in...you put your right hand out...you put your right hand in and you shake it all about!
Picard: "Thank you, thank you, no, no autographs, please."
Man at bar: "Who is that, anyway?"
Bartender: "Oh, that's Picard. He's world famous in Poland."
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Picard: Hello. My name is Captain Picard and I'm a alcoholic.
People in room, unenergetically: Hello Captain Picard.
Geordi: What the hell was that?
Data: Spaceball One.
Geordi: They've gone to plaid!
Data: "Geordi, why did you buy this shuttle? "
Geordi: "I know it's old but it's got practically no miles on it. It was only flown by some guy named Sulu during his captaincy."
Data: "And those half-naked men in the see-through spacesuits?"
Geordi: "I dunno. I think they came with the shuttle..."
LaForge: "♫ Crushed velvet seats…Riding in the back…Cruisin' down the street…Waving to the girls…Feeling out of sight…Spending all my money…On a Saturday night ♫"
Data: "♫ Honey I just wonder what you do there in back ♫"
LaForge and Data in unison: "♫ Of your pink Cadillac…Pink Cadillac ♫"
It was at that point in the battle that Geordi realised he had put the wrong coloured bulbs in the shuttles red alert machine!
Man at bar to bar tender: "Oh sh*t he is doing his crappy mime act again for 10 Forwards amateur night. Better make mine a double."
Jean-Luc: Bonsoir, mes amis!
Beverly (O.C.): Uh-oh! Looks like Jean-Luc finished off the Chateau Picard by himself.
Picard, singing off key: Stop! In the name of love. Before you break my heart.
Riker: You're standing on my foot you metal asshat.
Data: Geordi, is this the "pink" Commander Riker is always referring to?
Geordi: No.
♫The beach is a place where a man can feel
He's the only soul in the world that's real,
Well I see a face coming through the haze,
I remember him from those crazy days.
Ain't you the guy who used to set the paces
Riding up in front of a hundred faces,
I don't suppose you would remember me,
But I used to follow you back in sixty three.
I've got a good job
And I'm newly born.
You should see me dressed up in my uniform.
I work in hotel all gilt and flash.
Remember the place where the doors were smashed?
Bell Boy! I got to keep running now.
Bell Boy! Keep my lip buttoned down.
Bell Boy! Carry this baggage out.
Bell Boy! Always running at someone's heel.
You know how I feel, always running at someone's heel.
Some nights I still sleep on the beach.
Remember when stars were in reach.
Then I wander in early to work,
Spend the day licking boots for my perks.
A beach is a place where a man can feel etc.
People often change
But when I look in your eyes,
You could learn a lot from
A job like mine.
The secret to me
Isn't flown like a flag
I carry it behind
This little badge
What says...
Bell Boy! ♫
LaForge: "♫ ...I see a little silhouetto of a man ♫"
Data: "♫ Scaramouch, scaramouch will you do the fandango? ♫"
LaForge: "♫ Thunderbolt and lightning - very very frightening ♫"
Data: "♫ Galileo ♫"
LaForge: "♫ Galileo ♫"
Data: "♫ Galileo ♫"
LaForge: "♫ Galileo ♫"
LaForge and Data in unison: "♫ Gallileo Figaro - magnifico-o-o-o... ♫"
