Are you an 8-foot-tall woman with legs longer than your entire torso? Yes.
Are you an overweight middle-aged man?
No.
Your wish is granted. Also, I knew this guy, he was quite fond of Indian food.
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You know what? I like it. It's hilarious, but without being aggressively gross, like Man Faye.
Seriously, the guy's actually covered in more fabric than if he wore a standard pair of shorts.