[Majel Roddenberry voice]
Previously, on Babylon 5...
Explosions! Blood! Interpersonal angst! More explosions! More blood! Tea with Justin! Even more explosions! Garibaldi's Excellent Adventure! Jump, now! Weird stock screaming!
And now for the continuation.
[/Majel Roddenberry voice]
"The Hour of the Wolf"
Is that what the period of time between three and four in the morning is called? Really? I'm just a little surprised it's so goddamn epic considering I'm awake during that time somewhat often. Man, I need to start celebrating. "Make a note in your cell phone, Jeff! It's the HOUR OF THE WOLF soon! Make sure you set an alarm so you don't miss it! It's gonna be great!"
Or not, in Ivanova's case. Have I mentioned how much I like Ivanova lately? I don't think I've had the opportunity to, so allow me a moment's excursion. I like Ivanova a lot, just as I like several other characters a lot, but she's still near the top of my list. Seeing her like that, vodka story et al, really saddens the ol' heart.
I half-expected her to make a pass at Lyta, all things considered.
No, I didn't steal that from TheGodBen. I thought it before reading his review, fair and square! Great minds and all!
By the way, quick word on the new credits: I love them. I think they're just as good as season three's and it's nice to hear the original theme playing again. I could do without all the action shots to the left of the faces for many of the characters, but it was the nineties, what can you do?
I'm digging all this dirt on the Shadows and Vorlons. I like hearing the whole story, even if I'd be infinitely more tempted to side with the latter over the whole thing. Playing god like this just rubs me the wrong way in general, though, and if I were offered a deal from both sides I'd decline both times and kick every one of them off my turf. I can see where they're coming from but the younger races should be given the chance to go it alone. Every one of the major races has been seen in favorable lights, less than favorable lights and in-between already, and I think that's a very basic truth to the show's galaxy and likely our own. There's always good, there's always bad, and it should be allowed to run its course.
Man, Cartagia's nuts. He's like late-DS9 Dukat but nuts. He's like Id from Xenogears but nuts. He's like almond joy but he feels like a nut. Best of all, I remember him vaguely from when my grandmother watched the series; he's one of those things that left quite an impression with my young and fragile mind. So it's the completion of another aspect of the series I've been waiting for all this time -- 'when does that batshit insane guy show up, anyway?'
Vir had liposuction over the past week, too. I applaud the effort to keep oneself healthy but that's not the right way to go about it, Vir, especially not at a time like this. I mean, if it were a case of the actor shedding all the pounds during the show's hiatus I'd be happy for him, but we all know only a week has passed since 3x22 so I'm going to go with that and insist he had lipo. And that's just very selfish with everything that's happening lately, and I'm disappointed.
Sheridan's still out there, which doesn't surprise me much since I know he's a regular for several seasons; all the girls got together -- Ivanova, Delenn, Lyta and even Lennier -- to look for him but failed because Sauron finally revealed his smug smirk, G'Kar has found a new deity worthy of song and syndication and Zack finally looks in the credits as he actually appears on the show. All in all, a thrilling hour.
"Whatever Happened To Mr. Garibaldi?"
That's a sound question but let me ask you this -- why is this episode not knocking out the opposition left and right in the Hurt/Heal thread? What's the matter with some people? Whatever happened to decency, to civility? I happened to think this episode was so good it almost replaced "Severed Dreams" as my favorite, popular opinion be damned! Whatever happened to truth and justice!?
This wasn't just a good episode. This was a super-duper episode. This had 'send this in during sweeps month' written all over it. What the hell is not to like? Let's go over the highlights, shall we?
Marcus saving G'Kar, chiding him for 'pikal envy' and watching G'Kar get too pikally excited and prematurely fire, and no, there's not a drop of smut to be found in all this;
And Emperor Cartagia being crazy, 'obtaining' G'Kar for Londo in such a giddy manner;
Jovial Virini suggesting his head would be taken off at the slightest mistake and Londo living a life of madness;
On Zha'dum, Sheridan taking Dagobah lessons from the tick-tockingly intriguing Lorien;
Right back to Centauri Prime, Londo's unforgettable speech to G'Kar concerning what will be done to him, a deal then brokered between the two and G'Kar seeing the 'light';
Whatever did happen to Mr. Garibaldi, anyway? Fat chance we'll find out now, but fantastic cross-shot directing as the camera jumps about during his perilous cries, and is that a Psi Corps soldier before him?
If there were any further doubt this episode is fantastic, look no further than the scene in which Delenn begins to come to terms with the 'death' of her love; major win goes to Mira Furlan for her portrayal;
Not to forget a moment I almost stood and cheered, when the grieving woman takes her pain and shoves it, opting to fly as she prepares the Rangers for their assault.
I liked this episode.
"The Summoning"
"Lady Yuna!" Sorry, wrong summoning.
Wow, a lot is going on right now. For all the talk of 'lately' and 'the way things have been going around here lately' throughout the third season, I'm really feeling the beat now. The pacing here in "The Summoning" is nail-bitingly good, the product of a show seasoned in its stature and comfortable with its premise.
If even half of season four is this good, season three might have to run for its money to keep up. And since season three already happened, well, barring another episode of Sinclair's Intervention airing on Discovery Health, I just don't see it happening.
I'm really starting to feel bad for Lyta. Her previous boss was a hell of a lot nicer. This guy is just a dick. There, I said it. He's a dick. That's all he is to me right now. He's so immeasurably rude, even by Vorlon standards. That is to say, he's probably the same as most Vorlons but since Kosh is the only real comparison here, I'm sticking with what I said even though I'm probably wrong. I can't imagine Pat Tallman's husband being cooped up inside the suit makes it any more comfortable for the woman to get treated like garbage all the time in these scenes.
I mean, at least let her keep a book or something.
Perhaps the most memorable scene in "The Summoning" is the one in which Londo and Vir are, er, summoned to Cartagia's playhouse to watch G'Kar forced to swallow his pride on, Jesus Mercy, the thirty-ninth of forty possible lashes from that pain device. My heart goes out to G'Kar like it rarely does for fictional characters, to extents I have not experienced often. Almost equally, as a guy who's acted a little here and there, my envy goes out to the late, great Andreas Katsulas for being given the opportunity to play such a timeless role.
Marcus is a virgin, huh? Somehow I'm both not at all surprised and at the same time totally shocked. He's so dashing, he's so charming, he's got a pike for every occasion and a long, well-used one at that -- really, there's no smut to be found here, move along -- but he's so devoted to a cause and it seems so like him to be waiting for the right woman.
Wake the hell up, Susan, this guy is good for you. Oh, well, I mean, wake the hell up after you're done foaming at the mouth over the -- dear god, look at the size of that ship.
Loved seeing the Drazi dissenter uprooted from his throne and the looks on everyone's faces when he returned, especially Delenn's. "I'm sorry, I... thought you were dead..." "I was. I'm better now." Classic.
In all this talk of Lyta in distress, Delenn's plans in crisis, Sheridan's triumphant return, the pure 'OMG' moment of the Vorlon fleet moving with the apparent help of Governor Tarkin at their disposal... there's a lack of momentum behind Garibaldi's return by comparison, and that's a bit of a shame, but I've learned to trust Babylon 5 to reveal its secrets at the best possible time. And it was nice to see Zack get out for a change, too.