DS9 Caption Contest #24: Take a look at this...

[AdmiralGarak]

Worf: "Okay, but this is the very last time I will allow you to streak across the Promenade."
Dax: "Oh, that's what you always say."

Ezri: "I'm ready to be joined with the Dax symbiont. Umm... what's this gross bloated melon-shaped thing?"
Odo: "Let's just say that two straight lifetimes of binge drinking isn't so good for symbionts."

Jack: "...and that proves that the moon landing was real, but that Neil Armstrong never existed! The first man on the moon was, in fact... Benjamin Sisko!"
Patrick: "GASP!"

 

[LeadHead]

Doctor Zoidberg: I was wondering where I left my Third Ink Bladder!

 

[PikeFan]

JADZIA: Do you think Jake's watching
Worf: Why would he, he's not a major character.
JADZIA: Find him so he can see me streak, if I'm gonna die I want to be remembered around her.
BASHIR (offscene): Oh HELL YEAH, I'm watching!

Ezri: WTF?
ODO: you've never seen changling poop.
EZRI: Why is it on the table?
BASHIR (offscreen): I have to dissect and see if Quark is in there.
EZRI: Dinner is off...

And that my friend is how we found Odo...

 

[The Laughing Vulcan]

Jack: "It's taken a while, but I believe we've finally narrowed down where Osama Bin Laden is."

 

[Rush Limborg]

^

AT LAST!!! THANK YOU, JACK AND PATRICK!!!

 

[Enterprise1981]

Entek: How are you liking the new acting gig, Mr. Endicott.

Odo: Never mind that, Sergeant Amenguale. Am I doing the Vulcan nerve pinch correctly?

Jack: Why does it matter if we win the Dominion War? Hmm, hmm? We'll eventually be attacked by every other galaxy in the universe.

Patrick: That's an interesting thought.

 

[LeadHead]

Odo: So we need these glasses to see the melon in 3-D.

Ezri: Uhhhhh.... Odo....

 

[T'Girl]

Odo: "What is it?"

Ezri: "It's a bag of silicon gel, Julian is going to be implanting two of these in my chest."

Odo: "Really?"

Ezri: "And Garek is making me something called a catsuit."

Odo: "Ezri, I believe you're becoming a far more interesting person."

 

[Jonas Grumby]

Ezri: "Yep. That's an example of what actually happens to 'em if it goes on for too long."
Odo: "Yikes! And I though 'blue balls' was just an expression!"

 

[Capt_Pickirk]

Jadzia: Worf? You ok? Worf?

Jadzia: Worf?

Sam Beckett: Oooohhh Boooy

 

[Isis]

Worf: "They were right. Lady Gaga has made a stop here on her way back to her home planet."

Odo: "Ezri, didn't you realize they'd eventually find out you never took high school biology?"

Kira (to self): "Jake is going to have to do a better job keeping his room neat."

 

[Isis]

Entek: "Now that I've tried the flu shot in both the arm and the butt, may be the one they shoot up your nose isn't so bad."

Jack: "I don't care how good the Mapquest directions are, somehow I don't think my sister will do very well on your fat farm."

 

[Nerys Myk]

ODO: And you're sure these are the right type of glasses to veiw a Medusan?

EZRI: Of course I'm sure! What do I look like? Some dumb kid?

ODO: *

 

[LeadHead]

Jack: Shopping mall maps are getting worse and worse these days.

 

[Jonas Grumby]

The producers' decision to transform the "Space Bowery Boys" TV show from adventure/comedy to realistic drama would ultimately prove disastrous for the program's ratings.

 

[Mistral]

Jadzia: "That new Promenade sex swing looks interesting. Do you think we could-"

Worf: "Absolutely not."

 

[Deranged Nasat]

Ezri: "But...you're a shapeshifter. You don't really have 'real' eyes. Why do you need to wear safety goggles?"
Odo: "Maybe these aren't 'real' goggles."
Ezri: "Duuuude, stop messin' with my head!"

 

[LeadHead]

Kira: Anybody else want to criticize this years hair color?

 

[Jonas Grumby]

Kira: "I'm trailing a herd of stampeding Denebian slime devils! Did they come through here?"
*Silence*
Kira: "I'll take that as a 'yes.'"

 

[Isis]

Kira: "This is a genuine travesty. Someone forgot to separate out the recyclables."