TOS Caption Contest #210: Hole in the Wall

[alte]

Dude...The Tombstone...Awsomeness...would make a cool T-shirt...

 

[alte]

Kirk: "That's the last time I do that..."

 

[Rat Boy]

Apollo: "Help me! They told me if I'm still large after four hours I need immediate medical attention!"

 

[GeorgeKirk]

"I don't care if these Jedi are in the wrong franchise, Spock, as long as they stay here and clean up this mess."

 

[Captain Crow]

Redshirt Ron: When you asked me to go with you for a "stiff one" I though you meant we were going for drinks not moving Expendable Ernie's body.

Scotty: Almost there boys!

Redshirt Ron: Mr. Scott, you sure are going through a lot of trouble just to get an upskirt shot of Lt. Uhura.

Camisa Roja Ramirez: Ya. Couldn't you just hack into Mr. Spock's computer? He's got upskirts and nudes of her.

Redshirt Ron: How would you know?

Camisa Roja Ramirez: I've hacked into Mr. Spock's computer.

 

[jep]

Scotty: "What the.. ??? This isn't a Jeffries Tube!"

Kirk: "Take your medicine, son."

Red Shirt: "That wrench isn't going to do him much good where he's going."


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[alte]

LOL...Damn!

 

[alte]

Kirk: "How much do I owe you guys...?"

 

[Mistral]

Redshirt Ron: When you asked me to go with you for a "stiff one" I though you meant we were going for drinks not moving Expendable Ernie's body.

Scotty: Almost there boys!

Redshirt Ron: Mr. Scott, you sure are going through a lot of trouble just to get an upskirt shot of Lt. Uhura.

Camisa Roja Ramirez: Ya. Couldn't you just hack into Mr. Spock's computer? He's got upskirts and nudes of her.

Redshirt Ron: How would you know?

Camisa Roja Ramirez: I've hacked into Mr. Spock's computer.

Kudos just for the names!

 

[Isis]

Kirk: "You dummy--you're way too early, and neither one of us wears a red shirt any way."

 

[alte]

Kirk: "C'mon, guys...he's been in there for over an hour!"

 

[alte]

 

[tharpdevenport]

"And, finally, the number one rule of Giant Land is: NO looking up my toga. Under penalty of DEATH."

Kirk: "Scotty, beam Sulu up."

Sulu beams away.

 

[jep]

Chekov: "Please Captain, I want to do it."

Kirk: "I'm sorry Chekov, but you have no idea how hard it is to control these parade balloons.



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[Nerys Myk]

ARES: You're not supposed to take them out of the box, dumbass.

 

[jep]

Apollo: "I don't care if it's St. Patrick's Day, the next one who says "Ho, ho, ho, Greeeen Giant" gets a lightning bolt up the ass."

(Transporter sound coming from behind them)

Kirk (Without turning around to see who it is): "Hello Sulu."



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[Nerys Myk]

APHRODITE: You will gather laurel leaves, light the ancient fires, kill a deer, make your sacrifices to me

KIRK: Sounds great!

MCCOY: Works for me!

CHEKOV:Ver do I find dees leaves?

SCOTTY: Later Carolyn, I need to find a deer.

 

[Maurice]

APOLLO: Where is your craft called "Spindrift"?
KIRK: Fucking Irwin Allen...

 

[The Laughing Vulcan]

Obi-wan: "Strike me down, and I shall become more powerful than you can possibly imagine."

Kirk: without missing a beat, punches Obi-wan in the face, knocking him out, then strides past...

Spock: "Asshole!"

Apollo: "I'm Thor!"
Kirk: "Well wear a thaddle, thilly."
Chekov: "You know, that vould vork better if you veren't actually Apollo."
Apollo: fires a lightning bolt up Chekov's ass

 

[Rat Boy]

Kirk: "All right, Landru's dead. Let's get the hell out of here; this tie is digging into my throat."

Apollo: "You will gather laurel leaves! Light the ancient fires! Kill a deer! Cut down the mightiest tree in the forest... WITH... A HERRING!"