Jack La Lanne Dies at 96

[scotpens]

Jack La Lanne, the fitness guru who preached the gospel of fitness and healthy eating on his TV exercise show for 34 years, died at his California home today at the age of 96.

Rest in peace? Naaaah. If there’s an afterlife, he’s organizing exercise classes in heaven.

 

[Pegaritaville]

I had no idea he was still alive. I remember him doing his exercise schitckt on tv when I was a little kid. Considering that he lived to be 96, I guess he knew what he was talking about.

 

[Ar-Pharazon]

Rest in peace? Naaaah. If there’s an afterlife, he’s organizing exercise classes in heaven.

Nah, they brought him to Hell so he could organize exercise classes for all those guilty of sloth for all eternity.

 

[arch101]

A perennial favorite in the Death Pool for 15 years and the week he dies, nobody picked him! I wonder if his coffin pulled all the cars in the funeral procession.