A bit of fun...create!

[the skullcowboy]

ok so here is the idea...I want you to team specific actors together to create the most annoying movie possible that you would still watch ( or try to ) just for the sheer cringe factor...

Mine would be a buddy-cop movie Starring Sly Stallone and Vin Diesel...just imagine all the trampled dialogue and sappy one-liners...(yeah and until this moment you thought Tango and Cash was bad huh?)

 

[Locutus of Bored]

Fran Drescher
Harvey Feirstein
Sylvester Stallone
Brad Garrett
Arnold Schwarzenegger
Nicolas Cage
Gilbert Gottfried
Kathy Griffin
Rachael Ray
Rosie O'Donnell
Rosie Perez
Chris Tucker
Jennifer Tilly
Richard Dreyfuss
Mark Wahlberg
Jerry Seinfeld
Bobcat Goldthwait

in Mamma Mia! 2: The Battle for Dancing Queen

You'll laugh, you'll cry. Mostly you'll cry.

 

[Asbo Zaprudder]

A comedy starring Robin Williams, Whoopie Goldberg, and Jim Carrey. Actually, it wouldn't be filmable because the cameras would be sucked into the resulting black hole vortex, and the universe would be saved.

 

[KimMH]

A bunch of realtively unknown kids in movies based on a book series about teenaged vampires and werewolves and vampire babies . . . what? Oh, never mind.

 

[tharpdevenport]

Lisa Lampanelli
Colin Quinn
Wayne Brady
Kathy Griffin

In

"We Think We're Funny, But We're NOT"

You won't laugh.

 

[Mr Silver]

Mamma Mia! 2: The Battle for Dancing Queen

You'll laugh, you'll cry. Mostly you'll cry.

Hmm, how to beat that?

John Travolta
Kirstie Alley
Jason Lee
Giovanni Ribisi
Erika Christensen
Juliette Lewis
Katie Holmes
Christopher Masterson

And
Tom Cruise

In

Battlefield Earth: 2

 

[MetalPants]

Natalie Portman and Mila Kunis in a film about a crazy ballerina that goes crazier.

 

[Owain Taggart]

Chris Rock, Jim Carrey, Gilbert Gottfried and Larry The Cable Guy in The Middle of Nowhere: A Straight-to-Video 3D Extravaganza. About a road trip from hell.

 

[tharpdevenport]

Jack Black
and
Will Ferrell

In:

"The Bare Ass Brothers"


You'll cry, but not in a good way.

 

[marillion]

Jack Black
and
Will Ferrell

In:

"The Bare Ass Brothers"


You'll cry, but not in a good way.

But mostly you'll suffer intestinal bleeding... Yikes!

 

[K'Ehleyr]

Nicole Kidman, Gwyneth Paltrow and Mickey Rourke star in "Botox Me Up Babe".

The story of three old college friends who meet up after many years. Now one is a hooker, one a neuclear physicist and one a waiter at MacyD's (with 3 stars)
But all trying to find movement in their foreheads.
Even with much worrying, strife and, maybe, glee ~ they cannot express their feelings.
A poignant and intrusive story of the vanity of a few to the delight of many.

Now if that's not an Ad-line I don't know what is

 

[RJDiogenes]

A ScyFy Channel production featuring the final showdown between Christina Aguilera and Britney Spears in Ginormous Jellyfish Versus Wicked Big Coelecanth. Special guest appearance by Katy Perry.

 

[Tiberius]

Jack Black is a veteran Shakespearean actor who, due to a case of mistaken identity, is pursued for a crime he didn't commit by the incompetant, bumbling rookie police officer played by Patrick Stewart.

Can you imagine anything more painful than that?

 

[Mr Silver]

Jack Black is a veteran Shakespearean actor who, due to a case of mistaken identity, is pursued for a crime he didn't commit by the incompetant, bumbling rookie police officer played by Patrick Stewart.

Can you imagine anything more painful than that?

Yes.. If you replace Jack Black with James Corden

 

[K'Ehleyr]

Jack Black is a veteran Shakespearean actor who, due to a case of mistaken identity, is pursued for a crime he didn't commit by the incompetant, bumbling rookie police officer played by Patrick Stewart.

Can you imagine anything more painful than that?

Yes.. If you replace Jack Black with James Corden

~ oouch!

 

[think]

Yosemite Sam and Alfred Hitchcock and Sid Vicious - in the Psychiatric Evaluations Course viewing assignment to explain your exam and it is required viewing material to pass.

sorry, the lines of the movie "escape" me - any ideas?

 

[M'Sharak]

A ScyFy Channel production featuring the final showdown between Christina Aguilera and Britney Spears in Ginormous Jellyfish Versus Wicked Big Coelecanth. Special guest appearance by Katy Perry...

...as coelacanth snax?

 

[RJDiogenes]

^^ Let's just say they won't be available for the sequel.

 

[tharpdevenport]

"The Wings of the English Patient"

It's a bum screwin' good time, where in the end everybody dies.

 

[goofy]

Add Dustin Diamond as the comic relief in any buddy movie, usually played by Rob Schneider.

Or playing the somewhat-nerdy good guy that usually gets passed over by the neighborhood hotties until he proves his virtue by standing-up to the psychotic bad-boy ex-boyfriend of the one girl that decides one day to cut him a break.